Now there's help if you stink up the bathroom during '#2'!

We're not talking about what it looks like, I thought this was about the smell.

And I do know what I am talking about, I actually had an Air France stewardess have to spray air freshener in business class after the cheese course. Do not mix brie and Bordeaux...

 

i'll never fergit a school bus trip in 1991, middle of the night most people are dozing or reading etc, one of the girls at the front gets up, goes to the back of the bus where the loo is. she's in there for all of a minute, comes out and starts walking back to the front and the guy behind me says loud enough for the whole bus to hear "PWWOOOOOAAAR! man that's rotten SARAH!"

 

Hey, if you guys are going to talk ****, go to the bathroom.

This is an Fchat first, LOL. What's up with these drops, I thought the Japanese had a monopoly on high tech toilets that perform odor removal and more?

http://www.theplumber.com/japan.html

 

What's wrong with a good old fashioned courtesy flush?

 

Well after being Pinched for time all week, I can finally Loaf around on the internet and Log onto Fchat and **** Doo I find Butt this thread! I nearly fell off my Stool! This feculant subject Matter has no place on Fscat; obviously it has slipped through a crack. I'm Dung with this thread. This forum has definitely taken a Turd for the worst! I'm going to BM a mod to Ordure this talk of mephitic aromas to stop. Well, time to Scat now. GF is opening another bottle of wine. Gotta Trot on over and help her drink it.

Merd up sons! Y'all be REPreSENtin now ya hear!

 

I was having a good laugh over this thread then my husband walked in and dropped a beer and pizza fuelled bomb in my small office - OMG! He was bad at the supermarket too a couple of days ago with smelly clouds following him around the morning after drinking ... and he thought it was hilarious. I embarassed him at least twice at the supermarket by announcing to everyone in the aisles who'd done it!

I can't wait until they invent something like The Drops to put in people's clothes as well!

 

Yeah, but there's nothing like elevator muzack.

 

uro, that was so f n funny, im still wiping the tears away . lol lol lol lol,lmfao lol lol.

 

Careful in that swimming pool!

 

id also like to add, dont anyone even think about saying when they drop a deuce that they have to flush because of the smell, thats a bunch of crap.
i would bet anything most people enjoy the smell of their own dump, people dont have the gonads to admit it, well i will admit, i enjoy it, call me sick i dont give a shlt. as a matter of fact the next time you leave a nice bowl twister pull your shirt over your nose and inhale through your nose, this will inhanse the aroma.
i bet you sick people like my self and even the normal will try this but wont say a thing about it. lol lol lol. enjoy !!!

 

And what were you searching for?


cracking me up bud!

 

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Speaking of the types of meals that can produce some of the more aromatic "deuces", I'll never forget the time that my two brothers in law and I ate dinner at some restaurant in Ireland after a round of golf. The meal didn't strike me as very high potential, but we did have a lot of Guinness and so maybe that helped things along. At any rate, one by one we excused ourselves from the table and then realized that we all were occupying adjacent stalls and creating an absolute symphony of sounds and smells.

We couldn't stop laughing. I'm not so sure that the locals were as amused. I do know that the women in our crowd were very happy that we did our work offsite and not back at the hotel.

John

 

So, did anyone ever try this stuff?

 

Another slow day on Fchat it appears.