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  1. Bart

    Bart Formula 3

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    #1 Bart, May 24, 2006
    I asked a simple question. It went from here to nowhere. My great friend comes shortly back to Southern California. You think I live in a backward place. Maybe I do but I need to buy something for a friend from your land.

    I now realize that thinking is too hard for those down under.

    See you at the next Fornula One in your place.

    :(
     
  2. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 PAP 348, May 24, 2006
  3. jmillard308

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    #3 jmillard308, May 24, 2006
    Not if we see you first :D

    Bart - chill out and get off the grass - there were some good suggestions for you.

    Of course, you could make your own decisions :)
     
  4. PAP 348

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    #4 PAP 348, May 24, 2006
    Um.........how about a didgeridoo?? Or a boomerang?? :D
    Maybe a big stuffed toy kangaroo?? I dunno :confused:
     
  5. jmillard308

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    #5 jmillard308, May 24, 2006
    or a septic tank ? :D
     
  6. PAP 348

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  7. SPEEDCORE

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    #7 SPEEDCORE, May 24, 2006
    Maybe you should ask your question on Womens Weekly magazine forum, im sure they will dazzle u with present ideas :p
     
  8. Horse

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    #8 Horse, May 24, 2006

    Don't have a cow, man!
     
  9. PAP 348

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    #9 PAP 348, May 24, 2006

    :rolleyes: haha
     
  10. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    #10 scud, May 24, 2006
    feel free not to come to next years race , no one will miss you
     
  11. goober

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    #11 goober, May 24, 2006
    true, tolerate you we must, but please have your shots before entering Aussie waters, we not too keen on seppo waste
     
  12. beama

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    #12 beama, May 24, 2006
    Most eligantly put!
    ....pissing myself laughing.
     
  13. moretti

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    #13 moretti, May 24, 2006
    is that the one with the 50mmm 'cannon' ?? :p

    I don't know about you Giovanni but I'm in a quandry about next year's GP now that Bart's not going :rolleyes:
     
  14. goober

    goober F1 World Champ

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    #14 goober, May 24, 2006
    f@ck it, i'm now not going if he is gonna be there, i think i should in interests of national security contact Steve Leibman and the Govt and make sure he cant get into Aust, we have a form that says trailer park whatever are not permitted to spread themselves in Aust.
     
  15. Bart

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    #15 Bart, May 28, 2006
    The last time I was able to give the Auzzie some rum. I did not know you Aussie made rum. Well, Ivan did and went nuts. That being said, he was very please with the gallon or two I gave him. It seems he cannot import it directly into the U. S. of A.

    Ivan is an Aussie. I would like to do this again to him. It will be the third time I made him crazy. He gives my wife very good service at his bar. Saloon to you guys or is it a pub? This makes me happy.

    I do not need a typical tourist idem.

    What would you like if you were not in your hometown? Something special.

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  16. ferrarifixer

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    #16 ferrarifixer, May 28, 2006

    HEHEHE!!!!

    Bart, you're one funny fella.
     
  17. stephens

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    #17 stephens, May 28, 2006
    Do you watch while he services her? :D
    Does he follow the AFL (football? If so he may appreciate a team jumper/scarf etc
     
  18. Bart

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    #18 Bart, May 28, 2006
    I have already given him a jersey from some team in Melbourne the first time. It is now framed in his bar.

    Neede help!!!

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  19. Horse

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    #19 Horse, May 29, 2006

    Do they have children?......maybe a Dingo.
     
  20. PAP 348

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    #20 PAP 348, May 29, 2006

    :D
     
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  22. Bart

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    #22 Bart, Jun 9, 2006
    No worry mates.

    Ivan has had a couple of heart attecks. The bar (pub) is up for sale.

    :( :(

    12 cylinders or walk

    :( :(
     
  23. Bart

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    #23 Bart, Jun 21, 2006
    Gee, my brother-in-law comes in a forenight. I think this is understandable in the land down under.

    I am asking for nothing for him to bring. Thanks to the Auzzies. When I come to the next Formula One at Albert Park, I will be the very ugly American.

    12 cylinders or walk.
     
  24. Aircon

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    #24 Aircon, Jun 21, 2006

    ohhhh...the very ugly american...ok...i think i remember you from last time.

    have you been drinking or something?
     
  25. goober

    goober F1 World Champ

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    #25 goober, Jun 21, 2006

    does this infer that McDonalds needs to clear more brazillian rainforest to put more cattle on so as to feed you or are you just ugly
     
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