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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    You folks know the rules... Be creative with this one since there's a whole lot of people in this picture... Pick one out of the crown (ie: "crowd member) or maybe do an announcer kinda thing... i don't know, just have fun...
     
  2. dan360

    dan360 F1 Rookie

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    "BMW desparately wanted shot of the Rover Group..."
     
  3. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA F1 World Champ
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    "After getting AllanLambo fully intoxicated, the crew of the USS Fchat convinced Allan that driving off the flight deck would gurantee him the first Gallardo to hit the US shore"

    Sorry Allan ;)
     
  4. androza

    androza Karting

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    "Well Thelma, you're right. This isn't 95."
     
  5. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    "In an atempt to outdo President Bush, Howard Dean decides he too will land on an aircraft carrier."
     
  6. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A new speed test was added to Road And Track's exhaustive list; how fast from aircraft carrier to seabed?
     
  7. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    See Ya, Mr. Green!
     
  8. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Des & the crew of the SS F CHAT say farewell to his beloved Saturn.
     
  9. L8Braker

    L8Braker Formula 3

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    #9 L8Braker, Jan 9, 2004
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  10. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Hey Ted, There are alot of witnesses this time!

    DL
     
  11. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    ROTFLMAO...!

    All of these are funny, but a few stand out as just plain hilarious... Keep 'em comin', folks...
     
  12. Teenferrarifan

    Teenferrarifan F1 Rookie

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    Go Go Gadget amphibacar!!!!!And they think I will die hahahahahahaha

    Erik
     
  13. amenasce

    amenasce Two Time F1 World Champ
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    "What are you all looking aaaaaat. ?"
     
  14. tbakowsky

    tbakowsky F1 World Champ
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    "oh great here come the Canadian's"
     
  15. Erich

    Erich Formula 3

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    Cue the music

    Little duece coupe by the Beach Boys.


    "If she had a set of wings, I know she could fly.........."
     
  16. Santini

    Santini Formula Junior

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    The one guy standing in front of the crowd by himself: "ok ok, let's break it up folks, nothing to see here."
     
  17. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ

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    King Koopa
    I CANT TAKE THIS "Are we there yet?" ANYMORE, I WARNED YOU!!!
     
  18. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ

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    From the back of the car:

    Guy in back seat; "Is it me or did the earth just move for you too?"
    Paris Hilton; "I'm sorry what's your name again?"
     
  19. Steve Darrah

    Steve Darrah Rookie

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    Abu Saddam, convicted 9/11 terrorist, was recently released from captivity.When asked what he wanted upon leaving prison, Abu replied,"A Ford Escort and a quick trip home."
     
  20. Tyler

    Tyler F1 Rookie

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    The world was stunned today when the son of the infamous Arizona JATO joyrider(deceased) proved to the world that the story was not a myth or internet legend.

    To validate this spectacular display of stupidity the 3000+ members of Ferrarichat were on hand to be witness.

    James Glickenhaus directed the filming of the event with DES being chief writer.

    MarkPDX was banned from having a camera present so as to slow the flow of photochops.

    Gary Green was kind enough to ride passenger so as to be a first-hand witness.

    20-30 Chatters were later arrested after a heated discussion and fight about whether he took the optimal line and if he would have had a better launch with a manual shifter.

    2 newbie chatters were overheard to be asking if the remains of the car would be worth rebuilding and if so, how much?

    Cohiba Man, John/future owner and I stood smoking our cigars on the deck and listening to Allan Fiedler tell us how the guy would have been faster with an SV stripe and NOS.

    A special thank you to Randall, for providing the NAVY's finest for this grand event.
     
  21. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA F1 World Champ
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    That has to be one of the best responses I have seen to one of these threads in a long time....ROTFLMAO!!! :)
     
  22. tbakowsky

    tbakowsky F1 World Champ
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    Oh my..I just fell off my chair...Now that was funny, I have tears in my eyes...LOL
     
  23. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Jordan Witherspoon
  24. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    Polish Bridge :)
     
  25. rt207

    rt207 Karting

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    ryan
    The French navy recieves its first casulty.
     

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