O/T finish this limerick....

So no more wheelspins down the road?

 

And now the car is in push mode !!

 

....
And his ar5e was a bunch o' weeds !

 

so Lee P got on his horse and rode

 

... and back home in a V8 he rode

 

Class!!

There was a young man from Wode
Whos cambelt was under great load
One evening it broke
Twelve cylinders in smoke
Now at meets he dont drive he's just towed

 

and now his valves are all bowed.

 

Not funny at all

 

...and a puddle all over the road!

 

yeah it's seriously out man!!

maybe it was weeds he was smoking


And why do my smileys not work properly???

 

There was a young man from Wode
Whose cambelt was under great load
One evening it broke
Twelve cylinders in smoke
His kilt doubled as a commode

 

so he went out and got himself blowed.