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  1. Boxer 512

    Boxer 512 Formula Junior
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    May 5, 2004
    468
    London, UK
    Full Name:
    Seb King
    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,
    "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you
    like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".
    Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
    Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years.
    You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
    "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better
    bed."
    After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
    "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.
    "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that
    the food would be better in the future.
    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister
    Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."
    "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
    "It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done f**k all but moan
    since you've been here."

    Seb
     
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  3. Robertb

    Robertb Formula 3

    Nov 19, 2003
    1,330
    South Oxfordshire, U
    Full Name:
    Robert
    LOL- duly cut-n-pasted and sent around our office email...

    Robert.
     

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