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  1. 400SPYDER

    400SPYDER F1 Rookie

    Jul 7, 2004
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    Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are

    expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

    Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of

    their last sins before they are made holy.

    "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with

    a penis?"

    "Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the

    tip of one with the tip of my finger."

    "OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass

    on into heaven."

    The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away

    and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

    "OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass

    on into heaven."

    Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns

    is trying to cut in front.

    "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

    "Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve

    her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I

    want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her butt in it!"
     
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  3. stevep

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