Office Space: Annoying Co-workers?

Ah yes, Peterman, how could I forget. Apparently one night Suzy and J. gave in to temptation... But that's another story.

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I dunno about showing her cleavage to the coworker and asking if bf would cheat with her. It might backfire. Better show us the cleavage first.

What?! someone had to say it

 

Whenever I hear something like this, I think of the sensitive guy scene in "Bedeviled". Have you seen it? It's a riot.
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I think you're bluffin'

 

I forgot to put a cover sheet on the TPS report, and I had three bosses yell at me. Three bosses, Bob, three.

 

Ummm....yeaaaah, I'm going to...uh..yeaaah...need those TPS reports by 3....yeaah....

Milton is the best!

 

"You look fat in those jeans" sounds like it would go a long way, Steph.

 

I recently checked out a business park in Phoenix my company is interested in, quite interesting. Part of the tour I received took me through the workplace and it wasn't pretty, specifically a paper company. They still have the bullpen but took out the cubicles, all they had were "quadicles." I guess it's the new thing, it's a bigger "cubicle" but with a desk in each corner and a little round coffee table in the center. Now the boss can stand over 4 people at the same time. How's that for privacy? I was terrified.

 

Does she play dress up with him and make him wear her dresses too?

 

Great she married a gay man..

I am all for making my lady happy, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

 

No wonder she's such a PITA - her husband's obviously gay. Ask her how long it was since they last had sex

 

there was a really annoying gay guy at this one office i was at, so when he was walking around the cubicles i'd say in my best horror-movie-scared voice "he's behind you!!!"

 

I'm annoyed by the people who don't put their paper towels in the trash and instead throw them on the bathroom floor. Don't flush the toilet, or leave toilet paper on the ground. And for crying out loud wash you damn hands.

I also can't stand people who text message and walk up/down the stairs.

My roommate has a co-worker he calls "The Mouth", because she never shuts up. She's good about just not thinking and talking. He got a motorcycle. She walks up to him and asks if that was his new motorcycle outside. He said yes. She said, well you know you're gonna die on that thing right? Can you believe that ****!?! What a crazy *****.

 

Now that would have been funny.

 

I like to hit the punching bag after work and think of my boss.

This really helps and youd be surprised how fired up you get thinking of your boss and punching that bag and all the crap you had to put up with for 8+ hours