Oh man, Busted by her parental unit!

A woman blaming you for something you didn't do!!!!!!!!!!

Say it ain't so.



Eve blamed Adam for making her eat the apple and nothing has changed since.

 

I had a dog that died.

 

Geez, it feels like an episode of "Days of our lives" or something.....

The main thing is, did you tap that tail? If you did, you win.

If you didn't, you lose.

Regardless, don't worry about it. Teenage girls are idiots. the sooner you learn that, the more hassle and heartache you will avoid. Go for the mid 40's or something...

 

Oh yes... THAT will help him be a well adjusted adult. He already has mother issues...

EDIT:

See?

 

Well, next time, tap that tail..

And yeah, tapping mid 40's tail is under-rated imo...

Learn from the best kid.

BTW, its spelt "MUM", damn illiterate americans.

 

Just make sure they are a little less crazy.

 

What's up dave? Did you miss that class in college? Tapping Milf's 101?

 

Why are we still talking about your problems....

Im trying to pull thread onto Tapping Milfs....

Wake up and smell the 40yo puskas kids...

 

mmmm...................40-year olds....

 

In highschool, hang out with your bros and have some side-donkey always waiting. Don't bother with GFs, because at that age, it's pointless and they're generally worthless. You'll spend every cent on them, and still have to beg for a BJ. Bros before hos, man...

 

Im sure that post was meant to be hetrosexual.

But seriously, i read that as being very homosexual. "Side-Donkey" etc...

Seriously, girls want Co(k. Give it to em, keep your $$ to yourself.

And yeah, the 40 yo chicks have the $$ already, so what is the problem with that. They even might pay you.....

 

I hate getting blamed for stuff that you didnt do, or wasnt your fault. Sound like me getting pwned for supposedly puting stuff about people on my web site that I didnt even do.

 

Dude is 16 and your upside down ass is telling him to tap a 40 y/o? MAX...shhhh

At least an 18 y/o....thats more of an acceptable and reachable goal for an 16 y/o.....then, when he is 18, he looks forward to a 25 y/o-30 y/o and then when in college19-21, he goes on to Demi Moore.

 

Buy her a book and beg her back!

 

Upside sown ass. Get off the Sauce redmond...
OH wait, gotta clean that johhnie black off the keyboard.

18yo chicks NEVER go for 16 yo guys. They always go for 22+
40yo milfs go for guys 18-25. Why? It makes em feel young again. They have fun, and they know what they are doing. They want sex, and alot of it, so there is no "foreplay" and **** that you have to do to pull a root with a young chick. All you do, is turn up, root and leave. Everyone is happy and nobody's feelings are hurt. Try pulling that stunt with a 18yo girl....

Yeah yer ******** right you cant mofo...

I know it's probably a weird perspective to look at it, be hey, the oldies need some lovin too you know..

 

Just find some new one.

Always remember, Bros before Hoes.

 

..are you sure you didn't apologize to them for driving her back home after having a few too many?

C.

 

I apologise for my ranting on about milfs in here. I saw a client earlier who was a fine example of such a Milf, and ive been thinking all day.

My advice, move on. Find another girl. There are plently out there. And always be yourself.

Or you could go find a Milf...