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  1. darth550

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    Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next
    when his telephone rang.

    "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy
    up in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are
    officially declaring war on you!"

    "Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "this is indeed important news! Tell
    me, how big is your army?"

    "At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation,
    "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Gerry, and
    the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes 8!"

    Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in
    my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Begorra!" said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr. Hussein, the
    war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.

    "Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor
    from the farm."

    Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16
    thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army
    has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."

    "Really?" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, the
    war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've
    modified Ted's ultralight with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and
    the bridge team has joined us as well!"

    Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy
    that I have a thousand bombers, 500 MiG 19 attack planes, my
    military complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air
    missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2
    million."

    "Faith and begorra!" said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."

    Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, I
    am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of
    heart?"

    "Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can
    feed 2 million prisoners."

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  3. SefacHotRodder

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    haha. awesome
     

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