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  1. darth550

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    LOL

    Charlie should take her to the hot tub.


    Do you think he'll marry her, now that they've consummated the relationship?

    Or perhaps he's waiting for the lobster dinner.
     
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    Linus is the one she really wants. Everybody knows that.
     
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    DO you think Charlie will tell her father he lied to her in order to F her?
     
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    Probably slipped her a ruthie.
     
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    Well, Linus DOES have that chalet in Incline Village!
     
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    Yeah and he buys her lingerie and treats her like crap.
     
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    NO NO NO...she knows better than that!!! :)
     
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    I think it's a called a roofie. Learn it love it live it.
     
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    i get my tail the old fashioned way, just like the way Smith and Barney make money.
     
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    You use the FCar? :)

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    ROR!
     
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    From Russia, with love? :D
     
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    That's just the bait. Then I take them to the top of the mark for cocktails and a lobster dinner. When I think I got them where I want them I bust out the ring.

    Always impresses on the first date, but man am I lonely. :)
     
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    i was earning that one with good old fashioned natural charm. :)
     
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    She so wanted you. And she was hot. And 17. I just learned to play tennis too. I am trying to steal her from you.
     
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    WWPD?
     
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    He'd call her up. She doesnt' answer. she calls when he's not available. overanalyze message. buy lobster.
     
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    Did you get her number?
     
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    Tail number?
     
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    No. Remember what she called me?

    Plus, her mini-pimp has her number listed in the Vegas classifieds.
     
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    Didn't we just have a thread about premature rings?

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    If it were only that easy!
     

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