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Ok Who Can Get Me The Jessaca Alba Playboy?

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  1. DrStranglove

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    Tell me what I owe you!!!!!
     
  2. BigDog

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    i hear she's just on the cover and not butt nekkid like she should be :(
     
  3. Doody

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    it's just a sony studio publicity shot on the cover. nothing inside. she's apparently initiating legal action against playboy.

    doody.
     
  4. Etcetera

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    $50! (in a Darth voice)

    :D :D :D :D
     
  5. Westworld

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    Yeap....Guess they bought the picture from one of the film companies.
     
  6. HUTCH91TR

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    Doc - I've got it, and you're not missing anything great. Huge disappointment when I got it in the mail, saw the cover, but nothing inside.


    Has it been pulled from newsstands already???? It is not like PLAYBOY to give in so quickly, and pull issues.
     
  7. BigDog

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    isn't it an honor for a chick to be on the cover? :D
     
  8. 285ferrari

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    She has filed a lawsuit against Playboy for the cover shot. Done w/o her permission...
     
  9. BigDog

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    i mean geez...

    she's humped a pole silly in Sin City.... whats she got against showin a lil skin? :D
     
  10. LetsJet

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    Not getting paid for it...........
     
  11. MurcieMurcie

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    She nailed half the guys in LA after her break up, where did the morals come from for being in a bikini? IMO she is just very photogenic, if you see her in person you think she is pretty but in a pic she will make you almost chit your pants sometime:D
     
  12. AJF1

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    I think it is a bunch of bull!hit, why is she so upset? she posed in maxim and some other mens magazines half ass naked and from what I understand they don't pay celebrities (i could be wrong). she definitely markets herself as a sex symbol so its not like this is ruining her wholesome image. if anything this is great publicity, i mean the mag not the lawsuit. i found this:

    Alba Hopping Mad at Playboy

    Jessica Alba has repeatedly said that her dad would blow a gasket if she ever doffed her duds on the big screen. So it's a good bet he wasn't all that thrilled to see the cover of this month's Playboy, which features his daughter vamping it up in an itsy-bitsy bikini (complete with a subtle bunny in her décolletage) next to the headline, "Sex Star of the Year."

    But as many a disappointed reader has realized by now, Alba, 24, doesn't show off her much-admired assets inside the magazine for men, and she's now considering legal action over what she feels was an inappropriate use of her skin-tastic image (the pic is from the flick "Into the Blue").

    The good folks at the Smoking Gun have obtained a threatening letter sent by the starlet's legal eagle to Playboy calling for the magazine to be pulled from circulation and a "monetary settlement" to be made.

    Jessica's attorney claims Hef and his staff have caused "immeasurable harm" to "her good name, reputation and career" with the cover shot, which he says was obtained through deceptive means after she nixed their offer to pay her to pose for its 25 sexiest celebrities rundown.

    The missive goes on to allege that the magazine's intention "was to create a false belief and/or expectation among the public that Ms. Alba voluntarily appeared in the nude, or semi-nude and that a revealing pictorial of her" was just a ripped piece of plastic wrap away.

    "Playboy has violated my personal rights and blatantly misled the public who might think I had given them permission to put me on their cover when I didn't," fumed Jessica in a statement (via People). "I'm simply protecting my personal rights and I hope that they will think twice before they try to do this to someone else."

    Playboy counters by explaining Alba was chosen because readers voted her the "sexiest star of the year" and points out that she's not the first big name to appear on the cover without posing in the altogether. That eclectic and often shudder-inducing list includes Jerry Seinfeld, Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Claudia Schiffer, Barbra Streisand, Dolly Parton and Raquel Welch
     
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    She is very photogenic. I've seen her in person, and she's HOT. That has to be one of the worst cases of false advertising ever!
     
  14. DrStranglove

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    Hey Hutch,

    Yea I know she is not in it but my sub ran out and they dont sell them in this county I am in so I wanted to score one before they did scoop them off the rack.
     
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    She is never going to show us the grass field and the nips have been seen already in skimpy dresses, so whats the fuss?
     
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    I didn't know Hef produced "Into the Blue"?!
     
  17. HUTCH91TR

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    Doc - You can have mine!! Want me to send it over?
    But why don't they sell them in your county??? That seems kinda stupid to me.
     
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  19. DrStranglove

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    Naa, I will be in Charlotte tomorrow so I should be able to pick it up. But hold on to it in case I cant get it.

    BTW did the $50 show up yet? I have not heard.
     
  20. HUTCH91TR

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    OK Doc, it's sitting here waiting for ya!!


    No word on the $50... who did you send it to??? Vince, Gus or Darth???
     

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