Three old guys were walking down the street, the first one says: "Windy, isn't it"? Second one says: "No, it's Thusday". Third one says, "So am I, let's go get a beer".
One old guy was telling another that he was about to get married. "This woman, is she good looking"? "Not really" "Is she a good cook"? "Naw, she can't cook too well". "Does she have lots of money"? "Nope, poor as a church mouse". "Well then, is she good in bed"? "Don't know" "Why in the world then do you want to marry her"? "Because she can still drive". A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cram parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts"? "No", he replied, "Arthritis". I guess I relate to these because I am one of the "old guys">>>>>>>>>
