OMG!! That is got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Sombody should print this and send it to one of the late night talk shows. They guy seems like a natural comdey writer!! LOL
I liked this part: "No unfortunately I don't know of any women that are willing to fire the guns naked and send you the pics. If I did I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this auction, that's for sure. "