>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified, >> When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, >> But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long, That I >> grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . But there you >> are, Another lie, >> I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, >> I should have known that it was bull****, ...Just a sad pathetic >> dream, >> Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. >> Go on now go, Walk out the door, >> Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, >> Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, >> Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count. >> (Chorus) >> I will survive, I will survive, >> Cos as long as I have batteries, >> My sex life is gonna thrive, >> I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, >> I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey >> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, >> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, >> But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, >> Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed, >> Go on now go, >> Just make a dash, >> Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstonerun nude >> hash, >> I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees, >> Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me. >> Go on now go, >> Just hit the track, >> Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, >> Cos I'll always throw them back, >> The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, >> Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce. >> (Chorus) >> Go on now go, >> Get out of my sight, >> I'm going back to my appliance, >> Cos I know it's length is right, >> And if I ever see your tiny tockley knocking at my door, >> You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor. >> Go on now Go!
