One of the funniest things thats happened in a while

This just happened, I cant stop laughing

My wife is at work and I took the dogs for a walk, we have 2 Cocker Spaniel mixes. I take the normal route around the neighborhood, about 15 minutes. on the way out, the older dog always sniffs around this long tall bush. hes taking too long so I tell him to knock it off and we go along.

We circle around, its 15 minutes later. We come to the bush again. Right when starts sniffing, I notice a cute girl walking towards me a couple hundred feet away. She gets closer and my dogs full on in the bush. I yank him out and "holy crap. There is a giant pile of crap in his mouth. You sick damn dog. then I notice its not crap its a huge brownie. Some jerk threw a brownie in the bushes. So now Im freaking out and trying to grab the brownie from his mouth. Its huge like a small cake. Im reaching down his throat pulling the brownie out going "you stupid idiot!" really loud, the girl can probably hear me. Hes trying so hard to eat the brownie he's chewing on my hand. He's never tasted chocolate before. Im full on fighting my dog for this damn brownie. I finally get it and yank him away.

the girl is 15 feet away and Im standing there with mushed brownie smeared all over my hand and arm and my dogs face. It looks like poop smeared, Its everywhere

She goes "umm..do you need a napkin?

FML

good thing Im already married