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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by jungathart, Aug 29, 2006.

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  1. jungathart

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    #1 jungathart, Aug 29, 2006
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  2. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 WJHMH, Aug 29, 2006
    "Must have been a flat hoof."

    btw, I bet that's one sweet smelling cab.
     
  3. robert_c

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    #3 robert_c, Aug 29, 2006
    I bet that truck Sh*ts and Gits.
     
  4. GrigioGuy

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    #4 GrigioGuy, Aug 29, 2006
    After his Ferrari-owning friends praised the joy of "a prancing horse and the open road", Dave just had to try it for himself.
     
  5. jimpo1

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    #5 jimpo1, Aug 29, 2006
    You have to look at the close up picture for this one....


    "Honey, we need to talk about your breath..."
     
  6. bpu699

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    #6 bpu699, Aug 29, 2006
    "I got this horsepower kit for my truck on the internet......"
     
  7. Gilles27

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    #7 Gilles27, Aug 29, 2006
    What's the big deal? He's goin' a drinkin', 'n that's his ride home!
     
  8. Supercarlover

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    #8 Supercarlover, Aug 29, 2006
    OOOoooohh.....OUCH! :D


    HAHAHAHAH!
     
  9. Buzz48317

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    #9 Buzz48317, Aug 29, 2006
    "Gotta call a pimp, go downtown and pick me up some horse."

    alright it's a stretch. :)
     
  10. FarmerDave

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    #10 FarmerDave, Aug 29, 2006
    oooooooooooooo it burns~~~~~~~~

    BTW that looks like the intersection of S. Loop 289 & Indiana street in Lubbock, to be exact. :D
     
  11. DrStranglove

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    #11 DrStranglove, Aug 29, 2006
    Just taking my date out for a night on the town!
     
  12. sduke

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    #12 sduke, Aug 29, 2006

    Farmer Dave is correct!!!

    I just drove through that intersection about 1 hour ago. LOL!!!!

    The driver was probably looking for the "Horse-pital " that used to be on that corner.
     
  13. GoFerrari28

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    #13 GoFerrari28, Aug 29, 2006
    The cowboy equivalent of a horse's head in a bed.....




    C'mon, Mr. Ed, you got to spit your chew further or you get it all over the side o'my truck.
     
  14. Spyder

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    #14 Spyder, Aug 30, 2006
    That's not what I meant when I said take the horse for a ride.
     
  15. wax

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    #15 wax, Aug 30, 2006
    Sarah Jessica Parker rides shotgun
     
  16. ernie

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    #16 ernie, Aug 30, 2006
    He forgot to hang cans on the back of the truck, and write "Just Married" on the back window.
     
  17. yzee

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    #17 yzee, Aug 30, 2006
    When Raoul won't let her drive, it makes Pixie sad.
     
  18. jungathart

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    #18 jungathart, Aug 30, 2006
    Another Lubbockite. Cool!
     
  19. andrewg

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    #19 andrewg, Aug 30, 2006
    Whilst talking on his car phone on the way home Dave couldn't help feeling a little horse.......
     
  20. jungathart

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    #20 jungathart, Aug 30, 2006
    Odd that the horse is the one that coughed!;);)
     

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