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  1. pchop

    pchop F1 Rookie Rossa Subscribed

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  2. jptyke

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    I want a white guy to wash and wax the ride
     
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  3. ryalex

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    I thought the same thing...

    Does he really think someone will pay $4k for a hand wax? 24k gold wax? Typos in the ad?

    When other pros charge 1/10 of that, somethings up.

    Maybe it says, "To book, send $ to my Lagos, Nigeria bank."
     
    ryalex, Mar 17, 2005
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  4. JohnnyGQ

    JohnnyGQ Karting

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    For 4k you've got a deal, MASTER P.
    FYI - specialty outfits extra!
     
    JohnnyGQ, Mar 17, 2005
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    haha
     
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    HUTCH91TR F1 Rookie

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    WTF is "Epiphany" motorcar wax?? Anyone ever hear of it????

    24k gold flakes in the wax?? HEH?? How is that in any way beneficial? One would think that metal flakes in a car wax would lead to scratches...

    And $4k for a wax job!? In addition to the complimentary Cristal, they should give their customer (s?) some complimentary crack or crystal meth.

    Are the F-Chat police investigating this???
     
    HUTCH91TR, Mar 18, 2005
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    I saw that too and figured that it must include more than just the waxing of the car. John U need to pony up the 4K and let us know the real deal. U seem up for trying just about anything.
     
    CTM, Mar 18, 2005
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  8. pchop

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    For 4K, it better be hand wax, followed by Heather Graham and Playboy's Miss Jan-Dec sucking on my left nut, plus hand jobs...ALTOGETHER.
     
    pchop, Mar 18, 2005
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    Ffwerf. hmmm..Heather Graham
     
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    That ad is the result of a very stupid person sitting around thinking "hmm...rich people who spend money on their cars must be idiots, so let me come up with a way I can fool them info giving me their money. All I need to do is do one-part 'Ferrari' and one part 'Cristal' and I'll be rich."

    And for anyone who actually pays for that service, well, what's that they say about a fool and his money...?
     
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    Well said. :D
     
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    Does anyone really think that is a legitimate ad? If so, I have this nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to let go for a VERY reasonable price...
     
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    Can I just buy a piece?
     
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    Did anyone try to contact this guy? Might be good for a laugh....
     
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    Yes, but he was on vacation. Note his ta...never mind..
     
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    hmm... Does his name start with an R and end with an E?
     
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    You want them to investigate this but not the $3500 wax job Autosport gave you when they say the brake fluid was boiled and clutch melted with in 400 miles of a major? :)
     
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    I'd be more than happy for anyone at anytime to investigate the ordeal.
     
    HUTCH91TR, Mar 18, 2005
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    Just the left one?
     
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    Do you take a check? (it's from Rene)
     
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    Right nut is reserved for Liz Hurley, Penthouse's Pet Jan-Dec...
     
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  22. pchop

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    I also love how the guy throw in that "non member has a two month wait"...
     
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    I did.

    He's using AOL 5. Clearly, he's not spending any of his waxing bounty on a computer capable of running an AOL client compiled within the last 5 years.
     
    Black355, Mar 19, 2005
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