OT: How do I get behind the ropes at the NY Auto Show?

act of congress

 

Bring your check-book...

Let me see who will be at the booth. We'll tell you who to ask for...

 

my favorite lines I get at the autoshow.

"hey I have a murci at home, yeah I like it, blah blah blah, do you mind if I sit in this one?"

"Hey I wanna buy one of these cars soon do you care if I go up and sit in it"?

"I have one of these on order, can I sit in this one?"

"i've driven these cars before, do you mind if I sit in it?"

so what ever you do...dont say any of those and you'll be ahead of the game. Ask Keith, he probably has the answer

 

so rob i can't use those lines to get in the murci this year?

 

nope i want originality!

 

Hey rob, if you let me sit in the murci, i'll let you touch my girlfriends boobies.

"i'm on the list for the murci replacement. I wanna feel what I passed up"

 

how about:
I would really like to be inside your beautiful car, I wont tell anyone if you don't.

 

"Hi, I'm __________, my screen name on Ferrarichat is ________." *Secret handshake* as seen in Road Trip* The doors just open then.

 

If it's anything like the LA Auto Show, get yourself in on Media Days. Seriously. I went to the LA Auto Show this year on one of the media days and was sitting in the F430s, the Lambo Murci Roadster, etc. I am actually in the automotive media industry so I was legit, but it's VERY easy to get in. Basically, come up with some business cards for an Automotive-related company and get on the media list well in advance. Show up and show them your business card and you're golden. Good luck

 

Don't worry. the EC media brigade will do our best to take care of the faithful.

 

agreed media days are very useful!
It helps when you have a publication though

 

yeah the boobie thing is a sure in for our murc!

 

Can I get to sit in something if I let you touch Chris' girlfriend's boobies also?

Tom

 

Did someone say boobies?

 

Ah yes. That word is like an alarm clock going off to most men.

 

How about something like this...

"God those are pieces of crap!! I've always hated that car, would you mind if I sat in it just to confirm my distaste for it?"

 

Bring a Ferrari Key with you. I've seen that work in the past.

 

thats something along the lines of what I dont believe... if you own a ferrari, why would you have to sit in the one at the show, go home and sit in yours (if its a model you dont have go to the dealership and sit in it) you'd be amazed how many people claim to have ferraris and lambos at the show. 10 a day atleast

 

How many dealers have 430s to sit in?

 

I'll just admit to owning a mondial.... they'll feel sorry for me and let me sit in a new one...

 

LOL now that would be a green light in my book!

so far we have being named Ed and having a mondial, and swapping time in girlfriend for time in car.

anyone else with anything creative?

 

I remember being in Cannes with Mel Gibson once. We came out of the Carlton and there was a huge crowd around some guy. Mel and I looked at each other and I asked a cop:''Who's that?" "A very big singing star from Nice!"
Mel nodded and we continued down the Crossitte.

As Dino once said to be: "Jim by the time you can simply walk into any party you won't want to go."

 

So where are my free passes? HEy wait a minute.. what's wrong with being named Ed?

 

Got bad news for you tom and rob. nobody is touchin her boobies but me. I'll still sit in the murci though.