OT: Kinda funny

"Translator"
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

This is a translation of the Rules into "Jive"

ENFORCING POSTING RULES

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Any sucka who violates de General Postin' Rules gots'ta be banned.

Here is two t'which ya' should real pay attenshun:

1.1 No "Flamin'": Please do not post any messages dat harass, insult, belittle, dreaten o' flame anoda' user. Ah be baaad...

1.2 No "Trollin'": Please do not post any topic dat disrupts de peace and harmony uh dis community. Slap mah fro! Duzn't create meanin'less dreads wid de sole purpose uh startin' some dispute. Dis includes messages in prostashs and signatures.


By way uh example, callin' some sucka some mo'on, some parasite, sc*mbag, azzh@*le, o' any uh Geo'ge Carlin's 7 wo'ds ya' kin't say on TV gots'ta earn ya' some ban. 'S coo', bro. Similarly, use uh wo'ds dat is commonly dought uh as ednic slurs gots'ta earn some ban, no matta' how waaay coo', affecshunate, hip o' whuteva' ya' likes t'call it. Man! ah' gots'ta be da damn judge uh when sump'n crosses de line, and in all matters de decision uh de judge be final.
I saw some baaaad sign behind some bar dis past weekend, dig dis:

"Be Fine o' Leave."

General Postin' Rules, dig dis:

1.1 No "Flamin'": Please do not post any messages dat harass, insult, belittle, dreaten o' flame anoda' user. Ah be baaad...

1.2 No "Trollin'": Please do not post any topic dat disrupts de peace and harmony uh dis community. Slap mah fro! Duzn't create meanin'less dreads wid de sole purpose uh startin' some dispute. Dis includes messages in prostashs and signatures.

1.3 No "Spammin'": Please do not double post o' cross-post da damn same message in multiple fo'ums. You's gots'ta not mass-PM o' mass-email multiple members uh dis community de same message. You's gots'ta not post fo' de sake uh increasin' yo' post count. Man!

1.4 No "Offensive" Posts, Links o' Images, dig dis: Please do not post any messages dat is obscene, vulgar, sexually-o'ientated, hateful, dreatenin', racist, sexist, discriminato'y, o' oderwise in violashun uh any local o' internashunal laws. Dis includes links in yo' signature, prostash, scribblin'marks as well as posted images, photos and avatars. Moderato's gots'ta ultimately decide if sump'n be appropriate o' not. Man!

Excepshun A "Bikini Dread": "Bikini" goats and dudes may be posted in de Oda' Off Topic Fo'um only wid de propuh' warnin' in de title. Material gots'ta not include any frontal nudity. Slap mah fro!

Excepshun B - Links t'offensive material, dig dis: Links may be posted t'offensive material as long as dere be a complete and unquesshunable warnin'.

Damn. 'S coo', bro...I hate when ya' dudes make me do mah' job. Co' got d' beat!..
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sam if this u or your long lost brother cosmo posting?
the gangsta talking needs to stop, u dont want that gets banned also do you?

 

The above in "Elmer Fudd"
sam if this u ow youw wong wost bwothew cosmo posting?
the gangsta tawking needs to stop, u dont want that gets banned awso do you?

 

Sam, you forgot the signature Fudd laugh... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!

 

- is there is site that converts to Fudd-speak, or do you need children before you are well versed in it.