OT - The Evolving Story Game...

verdis don't fetch the engine out to do it but charge you for the privilege. The last time Karl Verdi had

 

all his staff put to death, over a dispute concerning

 

the cooking of curry over Tony's 355 manifolds

 

a small bloke chucking patio slabs through the showroom window and shouting...

 

"Hey I'm chucking patio slabs through the showroom window" whilst

 

my mower rusts at home, you.....

 

non maintained lawnmower owner get tonyh to

 

trim her bush, and while he's at it

 

cut her lawn, meanwhile at verdi's

 

bush trimming service.Big question is whether to remove knickers, or leave them in place. Tony prefers...

 

the long handled tree loppers. Not much good for

 

anything is our Tony, but he means well!Struggles a bit with...

 

putting his wonder bra on, but eventually he

 

locked the thread cos leeP had moaned

 

did it, but his lace thong was chafing him so he

 

greased the gusset and popped out for

 

clive your dinners ready

 

not until I've had 9 pints, it's not.But back to Tony's gusset dilemma, he popped out to air his thighs, although...

 

a large cucumber from Mr Hudson, who knew what size Tony liked to insert into his

 

he really wanted to cut verdi's lawn

 

but as it was newly patio'd, he painted it instead, just to keep in with the old....

 

Suddenly when all seemed to be going well the moderator closed the thread for a laugh

Everybody shouted "You bloody

 

tosser"

So he re-opened it

 

and everyone cried "all hail batman" meanwhile

 

still managed to get abuse elsewhere on the board, but what are mods for if not....