OT - The Evolving Story Game...

the Rampant Rooster. Tupperware do a

 

nice line in head-gear for drunks that can also be used...

 

to catch stray jizz when your hand shandy goes terribly wrong. they also produce

 

des o connor cos he's sterile after the

 

record producer kicked him in the nuts following his last album. Now Tom O'Connor he's got an interesting

 

tattoo on his

 

ear lobe of every single funny joke he ever told. his granny once did

 

800 blokes in the gang bang world record only to suffer

 

having to listen to SteveF bangining on about V12, whilst she was

 

having a cup of tea.

 

Meanwhile, not more than a few light years away, Ballsac the might Gonadic warrior was inserting

 

the inanimate carbon rod into the receptical which resembled

 

a 10p piece

 

a boron-indium polycycloid uber-matrix which was slightly

 

bent due to graham's aggressive

 

use of his decat Capristo, but at least the

 

world as we know it was still OK. Somewhere up north

 

stevep was masturbating whilst

 

Thinking about his breakfast, especialy considering that eggs

 

can easily be imagined as

 

came from a ducks nether regions but

 

then quickly he started to remember the night before , the

 

drugs, the women, the booze. If only he'd experienced any of those it might not have been such a bad night. it was all going so well until Rolf Harris

 

said "can you tell what it is yet" as he