The ''funny & true'' abbreviation/meaning of PORSCHE... Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything right or wrong??? waiting for ur replies!!!
Mazda has purchased the rights the the defunct Lancia Beta... the first model out will be called the Mazda Beta.
FORD f***in' old rebuilt Dodge From my days selling Hyundais: Hyundai Sonata: (italian mobster accent on) "Sonata good car, Sonata bad car" the Hyundai Accident (Accent) When I sold Kia's it was near a military base and I had lots of customers in the military, and one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for. Chris
one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for. K.I.A.= Killed In Action K.I.A.=Korean Inexpensive Awful K.I.A.=Kicked In Ass K.I.A.=Kills In Accidents
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -A Major Cost AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches BMW -Brings Me Women BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily FORD -Flip Over Read Directions FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G. M. -General Maintenance G. M. -Goshdarn Mess G. M. -Generally Misunderstood GMC -Generic Made Chevy GMC -Get More Chicks GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming GMC -Great Motor Car HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import IROC -I Race Other Cars IROC -I Reek Of Cologne IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising JEEP -Just Eats Every Part JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly KIA -Killed In Action KIA -Kills In Accidents LTD -Long Term Debt LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit! LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans M.G. -Money Guzzler MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW -Virtually Worthless VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense [/thread]
