Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

Not educable methinks.

 

Take heart my boy. The bull d's are gonna just love her.

 

Finally She's so damn stup!d, she thinks that she owns the whole planet. She's so stuck-up, and she deserts this.

 

Oh, I forgot my driver's license was suspended.

Oh, I also forgot to turn on my headlights.

How lame is that.

Wonder if she will also "forget" to go to jail.

Why wait until June 5th? She could run over somebody by then or skip the country.

 

How EFFED up is this? This guy probably cleaned up her puke and dragged her drunken ass out of many compromising situations over the years and yet, he is the first one Paris throws under the bus!

She is such a loser!

 

At least they didn't impound her car.

Some quotes from a news article:

If she doesn’t report to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, N.Y., by June 5, the judge ordered her sentence doubled to 90 days.

Prosecutors wanted to impound her car as punishment, but the judge refused.

“I think she probably has about five other cars,” the jurist said.
Hilton’s mother glared at him, and he apologized for the “facetious” comment.

 

What's that wacky girl up to next?!?!?!?

The new "LA Hilton"

"The Sentenced Life"

"Plea Bargain or No Plea Bargain"

"Paris' GP Playhouse"

"Driving Ms Paris"

"Celebrity-made Car Tags"

 

I'm VIP, sometimes I have to go in the back door. haha

 

She forgot, even though she signed a document stating so, and was reminded twice when pulled over afterwards.

Then she has the nerve to show up in court and tell the judge that same load of garbage. That's crazy, and it shows you don't care and think you can get away with anything.


On a happy note, finally some miserable newbie prison guard who's sole job is doing cavity searches all day is finally going to have a good day on the 5th.

 

What do you mean? If she's not going to have access to her Valtrex...

Link
"Hilton was left red-faced earlier this year when alleged contents of her old storage locker were posted on the Internet, including a prescription in her name for Valtrex, the drug used to combat genital herpes."

 

Thats what I also reckon mate!
This girl has done it all. Acting, singing, pornography, prison...........she will just add it to her list of "acheivements". Something to laugh about in 20yrs time to her kids. What will she do next to make the tabloids?
Perhaps she will get caught in bed trying to 'convert' Elton John and George Micheals while mentioning that she FORGOT they were both raving homosexuals!!

 

Why, God, Why?

And thanks to society's glut for vacuous icons, Paris will parlay this into another money-making venture. Book, TV show, whatever. Doesn't matter. People will suck it up like it's the last puddle of water on earth.

 

i agree and it sickens me! is there anything we as the f-chat community can do to see that she serves all 45 days and is put in general population!!!???

then upon her return to society...can we provide her a fast car w/ a lighting mal-function for her to get behind the wheel of?

boycott hilton properties too?

we must do our part to put this piece of ***** behind bars forever!!!

 

a vid or pic of her being stripped searched could be worth millions $$$

 

We've already seen her blow and getting stuffed by a wiener, it would take more to be worth millions.

 

lol...

 

Notice the banner ad at the top of this CNN news page
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hahahaha.

I don't know why they even bother advertising though... they get enough free PR.

 

Unfortunately for the current inmates, this fish is rotten.

 

I dont know why everybody thinks she is so hot. Even with her 1000 dollar an hour makeup artist shes maybe a 7. Without the makeup artist shes maybe a 4.5 on a good day. Go into any bank in Westwood and 8 out of 10 tellers put Paris to shame. Without her 300 mill she would be a waitress at a greasy breakfast place.

 

Funny article about the judge getting a standing applause at his church:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/07/paris-judge-gets-standing-o-what-the-flock/

Here is another article about what is allowed in the jail she's going to:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/07/paris-life-to-get-real-simple/

I like this quote:

She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.
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Here is a picture of a typical cell in the jail Paris is going to stay in.
The jail is called the "Century Regional Detention Facility" located in Lynwood, Calif.
Pictures are of the green bunk beds, white desk, stainless steel make-up mirror, and the big old metal door with bars across it.

Like she says: "That's hot."

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She might find it hard to get a job when she leaves prison as she now has a police record.

 

uhhhh..... I reckon her phone will be ringing twice as much if not more. Did you forget the line of "work" she is in...