Party Time, what should I drink tonight

Somebody looks underage.... But go with Vodka. Since it's a frat party, you probably wont want to spring for GG or Chopin. I find Stolichnaya or Ketel One to be a good middle ground. Level is pretty hot now too. Girls love Malibu + Pineapple juice too.

 

Just go with Smirnoff. Cheaper than Absolut but still decent quality, most people can't really tell the difference and if you can you won't be able to after the 2nd or 3rd drink anyway. Plus if you mix, it's a waste to get good vodka. Avoid Gin for a frat party, someone's bound to get really sick and throw up and there's a better chance they'll have a "poison avoidance" reaction to Gin for a long time thereafter since it has such strong aromatics (figure out how I know).

 

jack d and coke....

 

Please, God, No. It's so nasty...

 

Get 2 bottles of Gin -

Cheapie and Tanqueray
switch contents
Offer "Tanqueray" to cuties
Save "Cheapie" for you - in fact, make it a point to pour your own drinks the from the "cheap" bottle, implying that you're letting her drink the good stuff.

They can't tell the difference, but... they'll rave about how superior the "Tanqueray" is - and you'll be uh, rewarded as you each get better-looking as the night goes on.

 

play it smart, coke on the rocks with a lime wedge in it. if anyone asks you, just say it a rum and coke. that way you won't get stupid drunk AND you'll get all the chicks. besides when you get older, you can get shlt faced all you want. but for now, while in school stay sober and you'll stay smart which will pay off later in life.


























pass out, and you'll get azz raped.

 

Chivas, rocks, Big Gulp Cup

 

with a large cactus

 

Just do what I did...Start off with a couple budlights, hit a keystone, couple Greenlight rocks, some pink lemonade bacardi crap, buy a lottery ticket win $10, then a couple regular rocks, then a budlight onto a rootbeer bomb and onto some Millerlight......And keep good composure cause your a big muddafugga! And when someone makes fun of your sweater(or so you think) ,tell them people who wear sweaters to bars come to kick someones ass! haha

When it Rome (or a hill billy town)

 

hahahaha nothing like some 18yr old scotch in a 44oz 7-11 cup.


falk drinking, make some everclear cherries and bring 10 or so of them with you... Thats an insta-drunk like nothing you will ever see, and they are sooo tasty. Careful with the alch poisoning tho, that stuff will sneak up on ya.

 

Water, you can't go wrong there.

 

Hmmmmm,

Could go Chivas, rocks, Big Gulp cup with a couple Everclear cherries for a garnish, might class up the plastic cup-

 

Not sure if you have this in the states, but in Canada there is this stuff called Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale. It tastes really good, and if you put some ice in your glass you could probably fool a few people in to thinking your actually drinking spirits.

 

I always enjoy drinking water and asking a bunch of crazy questions to those who are wasted.
"Did you just shave the clock's potatoes?"
"Why did the door scream at you?"
"If everyone wore roller skates for helmets ... should we all be upside down? Then if we were in Australia, we'd be right side up, wouldn't we?"
...etc