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People that let rip in public

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Silver Spider, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. Silver Spider

    Silver Spider Karting

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    #1 Silver Spider, Aug 11, 2005
    Last night I was about to go on-air at a regional TV station for the first time to talk about some products I provide in my business.

    My "worse half"/Toy Boy/Husband did one in the foyer of the TV station and then..... the air got thicker. He opened up the sliding door to let the strong fumes out quickly. He reckoned he couldn't do it in the bathroom as a TV producer can hear everything through the walls in his office and it echoes!

    Then a New Zealand TV celeb came out and told him to shut the door to keep outside noise out. Luckily the smell had just escaped! Otherwise I would have got the blame ..... he likes embarrassing me like that and thinks its hilarious! Believe me, he's done this to me at parties before.

    He has also been known to fart when he's driving ... and he locks all the windows on people sometimes. I'll have to ban him from driving the Ferrari if he does this when we finally get one! One of my friends told me to buy a dog to compete with him.
     

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  2. wax

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    #2 wax, Aug 11, 2005
    Tell him he needs to eat more kiwi.













    Sorry.
     
  3. tvrfreak

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    #3 tvrfreak, Aug 11, 2005
    Problems down under?
     
  4. RussianM3_dude

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    #4 RussianM3_dude, Aug 12, 2005
    Dang it! I have a friend like that. Always farting. We have to threaten him (e.g. expulsion from the car and a walk home) to get him to stop.
     
  5. Lemke

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    #5 Lemke, Aug 12, 2005
    When I was at Univ. of Idaho there was this guy on my floor of the dorm I was in who would always be farting. He was especially proud of himself when he would do it when girls were around. Everybody quickly learned to kick him out into the hall before he got to smelly.
     

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  6. Fastviper

    Fastviper F1 Rookie

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    #6 Fastviper, Aug 12, 2005
    Leave him! Get you another guy. That just aint right.
     
  7. Jerrari

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    #7 Jerrari, Aug 12, 2005
    I like to do it in the aisle of a grocery store then walk around the corner and watch people's reactions. Also, let a silent one go in the car and wait for people to start panicking. Then lock the windows and turn the heater on full blast. Of course dutch ovens are always fun.
     
  8. isellpower

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    #8 isellpower, Aug 12, 2005
    My 18 month old will drop daisy cutters at will. Take off his diaper and he will blow mud at the neighbors. Seriously, I've seen lumberjacks that can't muster 10% of that kids natural gas out put.
     
  9. mrdigital

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    #9 mrdigital, Aug 12, 2005
    Why are you hanging out with lumberjacks?
     

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  10. Ryan S.

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    #10 Ryan S., Aug 12, 2005
    crop dusting is so much fun..
     
  11. ernie

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    #11 ernie, Aug 12, 2005
    Oh man dogs have THE nastiest farts! Anytime my dog lets the toxic gases out I have to leave the room. The worsting thing is that they are the sillent but deadly ones. So you don't know it until the foul smell smacks you in the face.
     
  12. MAHOOL

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    #12 MAHOOL, Aug 12, 2005
    we started this game cause all our friends farted all the time, you had to say "fresh air" before you let it rip otherwise we get two hits on you.........got brutal one day when someone let out a one cheak sneak, we beat the crap out of the person, especially when it smells really bad and you are pissed we gave them bruises...............another game was 'Door Knob' if you farted and don't call 'safety' before you do, if anyone says 'door knob' before you can say 'safety' you have to run to the nearest 'door knob' and touch it all the while people are chasing you to beat the crap out of you...........if you trip and fall, man it was painfully cause they would just sit there and wail on you till you could crawl to the door knob, or pass out
     
  13. Jerrari

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    #13 Jerrari, Aug 12, 2005
    LOL...I didn't know there was a m.f. name for it!!
     
  14. el Carnicero

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    #14 el Carnicero, Aug 12, 2005
    Yeah, especially in the middle of the night when they sleep on the bed with their butts aimed at your face.
     
  15. el Carnicero

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    #15 el Carnicero, Aug 12, 2005
    Did you have to chug a beer after every dusting? Kinda of like a variation on "Quarters?"
     

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