Last night I was about to go on-air at a regional TV station for the first time to talk about some products I provide in my business. My "worse half"/Toy Boy/Husband did one in the foyer of the TV station and then..... the air got thicker. He opened up the sliding door to let the strong fumes out quickly. He reckoned he couldn't do it in the bathroom as a TV producer can hear everything through the walls in his office and it echoes! Then a New Zealand TV celeb came out and told him to shut the door to keep outside noise out. Luckily the smell had just escaped! Otherwise I would have got the blame ..... he likes embarrassing me like that and thinks its hilarious! Believe me, he's done this to me at parties before. He has also been known to fart when he's driving ... and he locks all the windows on people sometimes. I'll have to ban him from driving the Ferrari if he does this when we finally get one! One of my friends told me to buy a dog to compete with him.