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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
    it.

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

    If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
    up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

    Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

    When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
    like a nail.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?

    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

    The speed of time is one-second per second.

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
    man who can't get his pants off.

    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
     
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    THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT CRACK AND LSD DOES TO THE MIND..

    IT HAS ALREADY AFFECTED PETER

    SCROLL DOWN............


    BRUCE
     
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    I thought you might comment on this one:


     
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    I dunno Bruce, I got a crack in my @ss and it works just fine.
     
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    "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."


    ONLY IF THEIR DURACELL BATTERIES....:)
     
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    Too much Info!

    ROFL!
     
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    Sex acts with animals are disgusting.
     
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    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    "If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn...?"
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    "i fear that, one day, i'll be face to face with god and he'll sneeze and i won't know what to say..."
    -taken from this month's Reader's Digest
     
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    I bought some batteries but they weren't included. - George Carlin
     
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