Pick up lines...

Wow. I need to learn from him.

Does Jeffrey do tutor sessions?

 

My friend told me that here's what I should say (if I wasn't married).

Hi, my name is Jon and I drive a Ferrari what's your name? LOL

 

Ok here'e one!...my birthday is February 24th also!!
Actually it really is!!!
Not trying to pick up just the truth

 

Havent I seen you before? Thats right there is a picture of you in the dictionary under gouuuud Damm!!!

 

"Hi" usually works fine for me.

 

Well, f*** me if your name ain't Yolanda.

 

***Deep moaning sigh**** I need to get laid---- you're cute

 

Let's play "Porch." You can be the screen door and I'll bang you.

 

A line that was used in "Hitch".

You look alot like my next girlfriend.

 

Works well, eh Jim? I saw you baggin da swag in Monterey!

--Dan

 

"I dont know how to put this but Im kinda a big deal"

"Wanna go to the pants party?"

Antony

 

Geez thanks for not distracting me then....




Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i wanna be holdin you beautiful (not in any way directed at bobafett just another line)

 

"I don't have to be IN LOVE with you.... just need to be IN you."

 

The fact that you have to make that clarification speaks volumes and scares me!

--Dan

 

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

Hi, can I buy you a condo?

 

Hi my name is George, Im unemployed and live with my parents.

 

Have you ever had your belly button tickled??




From the Inside??

 

Well Hiiii. My name's Veronica.

--Dan

 

Im not white but I think this is the funniest one:

You go up to a girl of ethnic background and say:

"Hey do you have any caucasian in you?"

Typical response: "No..."

Reply: "Would you like some?"

 

LOL!! LOL!!! --- seinfeld
that was a funny episode

 

Hey I'm irish, wanna stroke me clover?

 

nice shoes. wanna f*ck?

if you were a booger id pick you first

hey, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche (sorry, Ferraris are more often than not red, yellow, and black, or sliver)

excuse me, would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna f*ck?

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

You make my software turn to hardware!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Let's bypass all the bullsh!t and just get naked.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to pump you on the floor.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

i wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

last but not least...This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.