if I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Dude, stay away from questions they are suicide Just go up say Hello my name is x & check this out, go into funny amusing story. Pets are usually good or tell her you need a female opinion, can be Anything I like, so if you were a superhero what powers would you want ? DO NOT tell her you have a Ferrari, $ or what you do If asked I say, I ride a skateboard, I'm a loser, I'm an underwear model
always maintain eye contact always Believe that you are cooler than she is dont be phoney, just be yourself Learn to tell good interesting funny stories Treat her like your 5 yr old niece if she acts stupid, gives you attitude, or makes a face or gives you the evil eye, just tell her its adorable & cute
Geeze, maybe I wasn't born at the wrong time after all. Back in the day, we all had one pickup line that worked 100% of the time and for both sexes, "Hey, wanna get stoned?" Dr "Back when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous" Who
Ask her: What winks and screws like a tiger? . . . . . . . Wait a couple seconds and make sure she's looking at you then wink Makes em grin every time Also pass them a folded up note that says "smile if you want to sleep with me"
An oldie but goodie: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see... Another variation of a previous one: Do you wash your pants in Windex? Maybe that's why I can see myself in them...
When i was in "boarding school", i became rather attached to one of the women who worked in the cottage i dormed in... We would talk a lot and play cards and stuff during her shift... One night, after talking for a long while, i wrote a little note on a piece of paper and folded it up... i waited for her to leave and as she was walking out the door, i ran up to her and tried to give her the note... She was hesitant and it was awkward, but it was worth it... She said, "what is it...?" i said, "what does it look like...?" and she immediately figured it was the obvious and tried to refuse... i said, "listen, just take it and read it when you get out of here..." Reluctantly, she took it and got in her car; i went inside... Two minutes later, i went back outside and she was still sitting in her car... She read the note and when i came out, she just smiled and pulled off... The note read: "i bet you thought this was going to say something else." We dated for two years.
I have to say all of the above are probably the WORST lines I've ever heard (but y'all did make me laugh!)
