Picked up a chick while driving on 95 South

I was on my way home from Foxwoods earlier today and saw a hot girl in the car next to me driving so I waved blew her a kiss and got a nice response. When I rolled down the window she couldn't hear me so she told me to follow her. She pulls into a gas station on 95 before Stamford and I pull in front. We talked for a bit and I got her number. She is Columbian and very sexy. The only problem is that her boobs are so big for a petite girl I think they could be enhanced so that makes me wonder if she has another job. And she said how we Asians like to gamble so it made me wonder how she knew this. Have any of you ever picked up a women while driving on the highway or stuck at a light?

 

Dude. Go out on a date with her and wait for the bill from her Pimp....

You picked up a hoe...

 

I thought maybe because of the boobs but I am not paying for it. Hell no.

 

Now now Mikey, be nice! Nothing wrong with Hos Everybody has diff tastes in women.

KoreanMafia (with a name like that..hm..well I won't say anything ),

I have dated a few girls in a similar manner you describe, but it is usually when I am riding my two wheelers. Women seem to dig the full body suit/mystery thing.

Lastly, who cares what she does for a living. All women are hos, some charge $$ for it up front, others make you buy dinners/cars/houses and other BS.

Use her while you can, thats what they are intended for. GOod luck.
ANd there is no such thing as too large boobs. The bigger the better. As long as her waist is <28 inches.

 

Now Ryan.

You and I have talked about this before......

I think it may be appropriate for you to take a time out for this latest post.

go sit on the step for ten minutes!!!

DM

 

I thought I was only punished when I hit on your daughter? Glad to see you around. You haven't been posting much.

Ok I will go sit on the steps, and hit on the 20 year old chicks walking by I will report back in a bit

 

hmmmm......

Not exactly what I had in mind, but it's a start.

 

I guess I have to test drive it with a seat belt on. Is it true that Columbian women are good when it comes to pleasing their men compared to American women?

 

No...You WILL be paying for it if that is the case!!!

 

Wow. With questions like that, I hardly doubt you are man enough to handle any woman. Go back to your moms basement, and read porn magazines, and let the real men handle the live women.


What a waste of a thread.
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Nicely put Ryan...

One word for the Noob...
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Yo Koreanmafia - What time were you on 95 south?? I was on 95 south in the New Haven and Milford area in my TR around 3:00 this afternoon.

 

Around 11:00 AM.

 

Why would I go into my moms basement and read porno mags? Is that some kind of fetish you have? And I don't drive domestic cars.

 

Me too. Around 11am, I was in drag, big fake boobs...come to think of it....

 

LOL, that's great... Meet anyone special...?

 

$10 says he's than 16...

 

Ive got $10 on 14....

 

greater than or equal to?!

 

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http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40498

 

I would put my money on August 12, 1985

 

There she was in her red sweat pants, 80's haircut and Keds tennis shoes standing in aisle 14 looking at the Banquet dinners. I was awe struck....what should I do? Approach her? Women like her don't get approached by guys like me, yet I had to have her. I knew I didn't stand a chance in the store...I needed some help, so I went out in the parking lot and stood in front of a big ass 4X4 like it was mine. She looked, she smiled....actually acknowledging my existence! My god this is great, I thought. I was temporarily tongue tied, what to say, WHAT TO SAY.....COME ON JERRY...then the words came to me, "hey" I proclaimed, "hey" she said back as she chomped on her Big Red gum. "Nice truck" she said, "what this old rag?" I said...."ya she does 16.5's in the Mississippi Mud Bog!" "Wow", said the sexy, cigarette smokin, gum chewin, hair twistin, crooked toothed, "I'M WITH STUPID" T-shirt wearin' siren. Then before I could mutter another word, the bus door opened and she drifted into the sunset. (As I'm crying...) But I'll always have my memories of her, "Debbie" it said on the back of her bowling shirt. Do you guys think I should try to find her? I mean, she did have a hair weave and all, so she may be out of my league. She obviously has a Sugar Daddy or somethin'.

 

You blew it! You should have used the Jersey shore guido line (best employed when you pull the Camaro up to the girl with your elbow out the driver's side window): "How ya do'n".....if she approaches the car you close the deal with "Wha ya do'n".

(If she's still there after that, you are definitely getting lucky.)

 

This only happens in Penthouse Forum,....are you a subscriber????


Good thing I checked in the evening, this was an EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!

G'night all........

Uh,...........you didn't pick her up IF SHE LEFT!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!