Poll is closed! My new name will be UROTRASH!!

Great! The poll results are in and “Urotrash” wins by a landslide. ( http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18163 ) I wish to thank all the kind folks that voted for an actual name and not the last option (resign). As promised, the $300 checks will be mailed to each of you.

Now, for the 17 people that voted for me to leave the forum, I hope each and every one of you gets a kidney stone!.... Just kidding, just kidding!!!...

I actually hope that each of you gets a stone impacted in your urethra resulting in a Staph infection, rapidly progressing into Fornier’s Gangrene resulting in surgical debridement of your genitalia, and during the work-up the Urologist discovers a big Choriocarcinoma in one of your testicles resulting in a paraneoplastic syndrome characterized by massive gynecomastia and metastases to the liver causing a vena cava syndrome producing massive anasarca that leads to decubitus ulcers and eventual osteomelitis of your pelvic bones requiring a hemi-corpectomy which goes badly leaving you in a semi vegetative state so that the nursing home drains your bank accounts and leaves your children penniless just prior to your terminal breath.

Am I bitter that you 17 people would like for me to resign? Bitter? Me? No, why would you think I was bitter?