Post Song Lyrics You Don't Understand

Here's one that drives me crazy: It's Metallica, "Give me fuel, give me fire, give me blah blah blah blah blah." What does he say? WHAT DOES HE SAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

 

Whats with 'The real Tom Sawyer gets high on you and the space he invades gets by you'.........???? Whats RUSH up to with this one?

 

without googling, i'd say "give me that which i desire".

i take it you mean lyrics which are unintelligible, as opposed to off-the-wall retarded?

 

ah, i found a site i used to laugh at a bit: http://www.kissthisguy.com - an archive of mis-heard lyrics ("excuse me while i kiss the sky").

it uses frames, so it's difficult to point, but you'll find your way around. heh, just poking around, some dam funny mis-hearings there.

 

Mariah carey:
"Well I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving, but I guess that's just the way the story goes...."

 

Today’s tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.

 

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Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song
Artist: Fugees

The real lyrics were:
Strumming my pain with his fingers

But I misheard them as:
Strumming my face with his thingy
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I did figure out Elton's Rocket Man, "All the science I don't understand, it's just my job five days a week"......THATS ME!

 

That too!

 

"Questions" by the Moody Blues.

DL

 

"i take it you mean lyrics which are unintelligible, as opposed to off-the-wall retarded?"
Correct, I meant unintelligible, there are WAY too many to list that are just plain stupid.

 

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena
Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino,
Que en la jura de bandera el muchacho

Se metio con dos amigos
Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino,
Y en la jura de bandera el muchacho
Se metio con dos amigos

(repeat)

Macarena sueqa con El Corte Ingles
Que se compra los modelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York
Y ligar un novio nuevo
Macarena sueqa con El Corte Ingles
Que se compra los modelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York
Y ligar un novio nuevo

 

STP "Interstate Love Song" the line "feelin' like a hand in rusted shame" always sounded to me like "something something ham and mustard shake"

 

The Bomb! by the Bucketheads. I know you probally know the song you just don't know the name of it. I'd give you an example of the lyrics but I have no clue as to how they go, here's a site with some peoples suggestions of what it might say.
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/bucketheads.shtml

 

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm

DL

 

Crash Test Dummies?

 

crash test dummies

 

Dumb and Dumber Dummies.

DL

 

Ha, just watched D & D on TBS! That's one of those movies you can watch over and over and still laugh, like the Seinfeld of the big screen.

 

"There's a bathroom on the right."

Creedence Clearwater Revival


















About ten years later I learned it was, "There's a bad moon on the rise."!!!

 

Two songs by Sir Elton John always confused me - "Don't let your son go down on me" and "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

 

LMAO!

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

Chasin' down a-who-do-they?

DL

 

Manfred Mann

Wrapped up like a d0uche (******).....

LMAO!!!! This software won't let someone say d0uche but you can say enema???

DL