Post your weird stuff here

I'll start:

Last week, my sister was two hours away from Reno on business decided to pop in on Mom. When she got there, Mom got real dizzy and sis took her to the hospital for tests. The Doctor told her that if she had not gotten to my Mom when she did, she may have passed out and possibly died.

The wierd thing was that when my sister pulled up to my Mom's house (In her new car), her odometer read ' 911' (Twilight Zone music)!

 

in my school, i was working on a project for the whole class on a computer, and i forgot to save !!!!!

2 days ago i was walking and i triped over my own leg...




more to come.. trust me

 

My g/f is beautiful. WTF? How did that happen to me?

 

PICS!!!!

 

It was all that Schooner beer, you lucky devil.

 

That and the duct tape.

 

I'll ask her and when she says "no". I'll wait two days and say "we don't have any good pictures together", then I'll snap a few, post 'em up.

Trust is sooo hard to come by these days.

 

This is the 3rd or 4th thread title I've fixed in the last 10 days or so.

What's weird about it is... All of the threads were started by the same person!

 

he should take a cruise and relax.

 

TELL HIM TO GET A LIFE

I GUESS THE OTHER FORUM DOESNT HAVE HIS FOLLOWING CREW WITH HIM , EXCEPT HIS DAISY CHAIN LOVER

WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE, HUH THOMAS ????

 

Hey, it took me 40 years to spell 'beauty', what do you expect ? As for our Battery Boy, I guess he is bored, as there are no disasters he can glorify himself over for shipping free batteries and flashlights to!

 

HEY BRUCE, MY 60 WATT BULB IN MY LIVINGROOM JUST BLEW [ STATE OF EMERGENCY IN MY HOUSE ], SEND ME A CASE OF BATTERIES, FLASHLIGHTS, CLOWIE, A CASE OF THE CLAP AND YOUR SS #.........


PS..... whats weird ------- bruce still wheres a f***in mullet............ welcome to twighlight zone..........
pms...........yeah i know ----- **** me........... ya moist ass lick beast.

 

HEY! I don't see you getting your balz busted for every type-o you make. Maybe your vernacular is just accepted around here as the norm!

 

That other forum doesn't have 5H1T going for it since the excitement last February ....

I should charge $$$ to bring that site back to life

 

Johnny is good for a fifty pound box of pennies

 

AND --------------- a shoe which you are prob wearing...........and god knows what you did with the other articles.

 

I tripped walking in the door at work and nearly fell flat on my face, but I caught myself by grabbing onto the door jam. I REALLY hurt my foot when I did it, but naturally I was more concerned that I wouldn't be able to wear my new stilettos I had purchased for my weekend vacation with my bf. Three weeks later my foot still hurts, I'm wondering if I may have fractured a little bone or something. I'm so clumsy it's ridiculous.

Also, last night I had a dream about my father that's been dead for over 9 years, that's kinda weird, but nice.

 

Funny, last night I had a dream that I found a bunch of rare coins (including a Krugerrand!) and a trophy cup with '1st place bruce jennings' on it. I understood that it was actually a decathlon cup for Bruce Jenner, but they misspelled his name. I gave all the stuff back to him. It turned out to be stolen goods, and he gave me a reward equal to the actual value of the stuff I found!

BT

 

I like turtles.

 

That isn't worth very much !!

 

When he paid up on his last bet, the postage on the box of $50 in pennies was about $95! (But it did include a few tampons, condoms, a size 17 left tennis shoe [Johnny IS BigFoot] and a few other items I'll not mention!).

 

The other bet cost me more $$ !!

Once again Pete, you've come up short

 

I'm eating Chinese food....but I'm not Chinese.

Mark

 

Time is money *****

 

Tru dat!