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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by benedict, Feb 23, 2007.

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  1. benedict

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    #1 benedict, Feb 23, 2007
    On their 30th wedding anniversary a wife tells her husband, "I've been waiting on you hand and foot for 30 years. Now its my turn, when I wake up tomorrow I want something in my driveway that goes from 0-200 in less than six seconds." Lo and behold, the next morning she looks out the window and sitting in her driveway is a brand new bathroom scale!
     
  2. starboy444

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    #2 starboy444, Feb 23, 2007
    A husband and wife are having sex one night, and out of the blue the Wife asks if she can turn the lights on...the husband gets extremely scared and quickly jumps off her.

    She flips the switch, and is shocked and horrified to see her husband down below, using a large plastic dildo in her.

    She screams and shouts; "Honey, is this how you've been making love to me for the last 5 years?? How the Hell do you explain this!!!???"


    He says, "I don't know, but how do YOU explain the kids????"
     
  3. jorge.rios

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    #3 jorge.rios, Feb 23, 2007
    HAHAHAHA...
    Very cool joke...
     
  4. MS250

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    #4 MS250, Feb 23, 2007


    I heard that b4....pretty funny !!! lol !!
     
  5. starboy444

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    #5 starboy444, Feb 24, 2007
    There's more where that came from!
     
  6. ErikV10

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    #6 ErikV10, Feb 24, 2007
    Haha. That's really funny! :) I want to hear more!
     

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