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  1. jplayer521

    jplayer521 Formula Junior

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    #1 jplayer521, Apr 1, 2006
    First off let me state im TRASHED!
    The guy who lives two floors above me really pisses me off. Ive met him twice and each time he reminded me of exactly someone I dont like so naturally i dont like him. Fast foward to me hooking up with his sister and her finding out I have a girlfriend. She was mad at me for that and then when i convined her to hang back out with me she did (that was tonight). When we were driving home she called her bro and I was like "omg is that your brother I dont like him" and she flipped out as well as he. Jump to an hour from that point and he shows up at my appt with 7 people pounding on my door. My roomates call me (Im at a diff building) and I just tell them to call the cops or answer. The brother left a note on my dootr telling me to come up to his appt and talk it out so naturally when I got home I did go up there to resolve the issue and tell him why I didnt like him. We got inoto a smal argument but nothing got physical although im sure it will soon as he is that type of person. Personally if someone said Hey jason I dont like you i would say ok good but he gets all pissy...... For those wondering why I dont like him..... He was in the military and he is one fo those guys who claim they can kill anyone because they are soooooo trained in hand to hand combat, he is one of those guys who feels everyone on earth owes him something because he is in the military and went thur BASIC TRAINING not ****ing war. he is one of those guys who just constantly talks about being in the military and becuse of that he is better then eveyone else. I have friend that lost thier lives in the war, friends that lost limbs in the war and even they arent looking for any comendations from civilians but this **** who went thru basic training decides he deserves the world.


    I told him that he went thru 4 weeks of basic training hand to hand combat (isreali defence) and I have been doing it for 7 years and his coment was "SO IM STILL A MARINE AND COULD PUT U ON THE FLOOR"
     
  2. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    #2 CMY, Apr 1, 2006

    Nothing to add-- I just had to quote that one before you thought twice and edited it. :)
     
  3. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    #3 ashsimmonds, Apr 1, 2006
    hahahahaaaa. with JD in the stream fchat is usually a permanent solution... only 1 hour to modify.

    ever since 2002 i've wanted a breathalyser on my pooter. :eek:
     
  4. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    #4 CMY, Apr 1, 2006
    Why? That's when I do some of my best work! :)
     
  5. Etcetera

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    #5 Etcetera, Apr 1, 2006
    I have one, USB model. It won't let me post until my BAC hits 0.4.
     
  6. WARDHOG

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    #6 WARDHOG, Apr 1, 2006
    He's going to kick your ass!
     
  7. SIVAN

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    #7 SIVAN, Apr 1, 2006
    I SECOND THAT! But to be fair, you would need to post his picture and yours so we can decide. So far, I think your an a--hole! Come on dude, you are f--king his little sister and you can't even give him a little respect? Somehow I don't think you are going to fit in with her family. Have you seen her Daddy yet? I'll bet he was a boot camp sargent. Get out while you still can!
    SiVan
     
  8. Simon^2

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    #8 Simon^2, Apr 1, 2006
    Good idea to post pics. that way the plastic surgeon has 'em if he needs em!

    In general, my policy has always been...

    Don't poke the bear!
     
  9. Ciao Bello 348

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    #9 Ciao Bello 348, Apr 1, 2006
    Sounds to me like you should give up drinking and stop banging your neighbors sister, especially when you hate the SOB.

    If you cant stop drinking or banging her, then move.

    Problem solved.
     
  10. TrophySophy

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    #10 TrophySophy, Apr 1, 2006

    That post is a sort of joke on April 1, right? RIGHT???
     
  11. sparta49

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    #11 sparta49, Apr 1, 2006
    Maybe he thought Gunnery Sgt. Hartman meant it when he said, " Hell I like you you can come over to my house and f uck my sister" However I think you had best unf uck yourself and start shi tting him Tiffany cufflinks. :) :)
     
  12. Gilles27

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    #12 Gilles27, Apr 1, 2006
    Post a picture of the girl, and we'll let you know if she's worth getting your a$$ kicked over.
     
  13. F40

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    #13 F40, Apr 1, 2006
    If hes ex military, doesn't he go bye bye for long time if he even touches you since he is considered a weapon? Thats the way it is for my friend who was in the marines.
     
  14. Z0RR0

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    #14 Z0RR0, Apr 1, 2006
    And you're gonna deserve it! LOL
     
  15. ^@#&

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    #15 ^@#&, Apr 1, 2006
    brass knuckles will be your friend...
     
  16. ParhamK

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    #16 ParhamK, Apr 1, 2006
    Just step up to him and show him you got some testicolis, if a dog barks at another dog, and the other one doesn´t bark back, the first one is going to continue barking.

    Forget the "he´s a lethal weapon" BS he might consider to throw at you, tough guys dont talk much (as it appears that he does). My cousin (R.I.P) got in a fight with a marine when he was 15 years old, the marine had a broken jaw and to this day have trouble speaking. If he appears at your door with 7 people, appear at his door the day after with 8 people.
     
  17. jplayer521

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    #17 jplayer521, Apr 1, 2006
    WOW I was trashed last night. Maybe you guys dont understand I dont care if he is a "weapon" he has had a few months of martial arts or hand to hand combat while I have had over 15 years of it. I was kidding around and told his sister I didnt like her brother then she called him and I said it to him over the phone and he went NUTS! When I went over to his house at 4:30 am I just went over there so I didnt look like a *****. Im pretty sure the "argument" is over I have no need to **** his sister again, thats all she was a ****. LOL I just might though!
     
  18. Simon^2

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    #18 Simon^2, Apr 1, 2006
    Good luck. Some guys get more pissed when you stop #@*%ing their sisters!
     
  19. wax

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    #19 wax, Apr 1, 2006
    Tony Montana had a "thing" for his sister.
    They were in Florida.
    Y'all are in Florida.

    Coincidence?

    I think not.

    This guy wants his sister.
     
  20. Gilles27

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    #20 Gilles27, Apr 1, 2006
    There you go! On to the mother...
     
  21. PAP 348

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    #21 PAP 348, Apr 1, 2006
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  22. Whisky

    Whisky Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #22 Whisky, Apr 1, 2006
    Personally, I'd move. It ain't gonna get any better. If he doesn't beat the krapp out of you, he (or one of his buddies) will somehow mess up your car (if you have one) the next time they are drunk and wondering what to do to pass the time.

    And, if you are dumb enough to knock on his door at 4:30 a.m., you deserve what you get. People don't go to peoples' apartments at 4:30 a.m. for a spot of tea and crumpetts..... they go to get their arse kicked and then wonder why/how that happened.
     
  23. SIVAN

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    #23 SIVAN, Apr 1, 2006
    ParhamK is real tough! especially for someone from the pacifist and socialist Sweden. The trouble is, Jplayer521 ain't got 8 friends! All the friends he got are out-of-state Fchatters. Heck, I am not sure he even got 2 testicolis! But I am sure Parhamk is right though, Confucius had always said: Dog that stopped barking first is a bit-ch!
     
  24. steve f

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    #24 steve f, Apr 1, 2006
    post some pictures of his sister to see if she is worth all this trouble
     
  25. superyota

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    #25 superyota, Apr 2, 2006
    Carry A Tazar
     
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