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Public Advisory: New Parents, be Careful Naming Your Baby.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Despite the urban myths I do not believe there is a child running around named "Fe-mal-eh" or "Plah-sen-tah".

    ...But wouldn't it be tragic to name your first born son "Forrest" around 1990?

    Or, if you dabble in the urban trend of "made-up-names-that-end-in-A", naming your little girl Vi-ag-ra around 1995 (a few years before you-know-what)?

    Don't you think all 8 year old Willards were socially crushed after that rat movie not to mention how your average private-school Hannibal must be suffering as we speak?
     
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  3. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    On the sauce again? Day off?
     
  4. Dino Martini

    Dino Martini F1 Rookie

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    if your kids middle name or first name is wayne. They are ten times more likely to become felons
     
  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Actually, on call, hence the # of stupid posts....
     
  6. darth550

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    I predicted a slew of girls named Fallouja last year.
     
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  8. lukek

    lukek Formula 3

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    I have two coworkers:

    Osama Elkady
    Charmaine Mao

    I can show you a printscreen from the corporate directory. And I thought about calling the latter and asking for extra copies of the "little red book"
    :)
     
  9. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

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    I was talking to a MD a while back and he was telling me that he did his residency at a charity hospital. The rumor was that someone had a baby and didn't have a name for it so one of the residents named it S. Phyllis for Syphilis and other babies were named after other diseases.
     
  10. JaguarXJ6

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    The best I've ever worked with at a company was last year, and the girl's name was Paige Turner.

    There are a couple others from the same company but I forget.

    Sunny
     
  11. PSk

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    Charming ... not.

    I assume these were temporary names, otherwise what an @rsehole!, poor kids.
    Pete
     
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  13. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

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    It was a rumor so it probably was not true.
     
  14. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    years ago i werked in a bank and when bored would just cycle through records looking for funny names. the one that sticks in my head is Fanny Fanny... not just because it's hil-arious, but because there were THREE of them :confused:

    also, in this years Classic Adelaide there's a navigator named Guy Chick... imagine what a confoosing puberty that would have been... http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=135102480#post135102480
     
  15. racerx3317

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    There was a Dr Charlie Chan and a Dr Muhammed Ali at my old job. At the New one there is a Steven Gay who ironically enough is gay, lol. There is also a Roger Moore. I had to chuckle at that one.
     
  16. dmeyer

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    I played basketball with a guy named Harry Wang, his parents had immigrated and I'm sure had no idea of the slang reference but even so can you imagine...
     
  17. justhrowit

    justhrowit Formula 3

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    How about people named Richard or D ick!

    Had a nieghbor who was Richard Head! He actually refered to himself as
    D ick! Not sure if he was a gluton for punishment or what. Also had a friend of mine who worked for American Airlines. Had a manager named Richard Rash....also went by d ick. What's wrong with these two guys!

    J
     
  18. DMC

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    My cousin just had a baby. Her initials are GAA.
     
  19. writerguy

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    My sister worked in the ER at a hospital where the doctors on call were


    and this is true

    Dr Lancalot
    Dr Precious
    Dr Pretty
    Dr Lovely
    Dr Khavarkian

    The audible paging system was a Riot...
     
  20. isellpower

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    Played hockey with a kid named Billy Bebe. What made it really funny was that when the handed out the directory of all the kids old Billy lived on B St.

    Billy Bebe 1527 B St.
     
  21. Erich

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    In disfunctional city of San Diego, we just had an election to replace the mayor who resigned 6 months into his second term.

    One of the candidates was one Richard Rider.


    Erich
     
  22. spidermanUK

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    I regularly drink with a guy called Dick Brown
    The catering manager at a local company has his nameplate on his door....D.Range
    My ex-wife went to school with Orson Cart
     
  23. Murcielago03

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    Some woman was paid $50,000 to name her child "Golden-Palace.com" This online casino is infamous for their publicity stunts (streakers)
     
  24. darth550

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    A guy I know made Danger the middle name of his son so he could one day say,

     
  25. robert_c

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    my brother in law's brother is Harry Woody.

    i went to school with a Dorkas Eckelmeyer
     
  26. bretm

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    There was a girl named Sunny in my school growing up, her dad was named August September. Damn hippies. I still have no idea how they made a nearly 100% Republican town their home. I always got the feeling though that the VW bus must have just up and broke down one day near the river (large brook) in our town and they decided to do what hippies naturally would do. And never left.
     
  27. TG

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    So that was the whole fiasco on ebay with Golden Nugget, if you have those two words in your auction they take the auction down.

    I did a transaction with a little guy from taiwan, and this is NO BS....

    he is so obsessed with basketball that he changed his last name to,

    lee abdul-jabar
     
  28. UroTrash

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    I like hippies.
     

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