Public Advisory: New Parents, be Careful Naming Your Baby.

OK, but have you ever been stuck on a mountain road behind a VW Bus?

 

I though she was paid to tatto golden-palace.com on her forehead? Maybe it's another sick ass broad.

 

A kid on my sons soccer team is named Speed. It's kind of funny, he gets the ball and we yell "Run, Speed!" or "Go Speed!". The parents from the other teams always look at us pretty funny.

 

I went to school with a Justin Case and Fonda Dickson

 

I used to work for Freddy Krueger
My clients wife is a pediatrician she is Dr. Kevorkian

My ex did have a patient named NasMo King ("No smoking")

 

No no, she was paid to Tattoo Golden-Palace casino on here stomach.

Some guy was paid to tattoo something on his forehead. I think the final bid was in the tens of thousands.

 

Hey, in the UK "Randy" means "horny."
sooo...
Randy Johnson

 

A friend of my wifes was in the maternity ward and there was a lady on the same floor who named her twins Lemongello, and Orangello.

Lemon Jello & Orange Jello (A Bill Cosby fan?)

 

Maybe she was lying? Sounded good anyways, oh well.

 

This post reminds me of one of my favorite literary characters....

Major Major Major Major.


Gotta love Joseph Heller!


Terry

 

All Texas schoolkids learn about Ima Hogg in 7th grade TX History class.
http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

 

All of my HUSKER brethren will remember I M Hipp and Wonder Monds two of the more colorful names in Nebraska football.

 

Ooohh... that reminds me. Texas Tech's football team had 2 cousins from Belgium on the team in 2002. No play on words but still fun to say out loud:

Loliki Bonga-Wonga

and

Patrice Majondo-Mwamba

 

I can provide screenshots from the corporate directory, so these are not made up:

Sunday Ichie
Ellite Ho
Harry Wong
Tom Morrow
Anita Joynt
Joe King (when you meet him, you say: "You must be JoeKing!!")
Justin Case

 

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To show how low our culture has become, I read an article recently where people are actually naming their babies "Espn", yes ESPN the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network.

It seems someone out there still watches it!

BHW

 

My wife is a labor and delivery nurse. One of the baby's middle name was :au Jus"....steak sandwich anyone? There was another one who was Nike La Fila. There was also a Vageena.

 

And my wife is throwing a fit because I want to name my firstborn son "Pirate Danger"

Geezz..

 

I've heard of the "ESPN," pronounced "espin."

I've known a guy whose last name is Love, who is working on going to med school. He'll be Dr. Love.

A friend of mine in elementary school in Virginia was named Woodrow Dick Jr. He went by Woody, as did his dad. Not too much of a problem when we were in elementary school, but I wonder what high school was like. I moved away before then.

I do no of a guy named Chick Davis, but I think "Chick" is just a nickname. He sells guns and old western stuff in Oklahoma.

Olympic medalist skier Picabo Street was named after the baby game of "Peek-a-boo". Apparently, her parents were hippie types that wanted to let their kids pick their own names when they got older. They called her "Little Girl" until they were forced to pick a name when they took her to get a passport. Since she like to play "peek-a-boo," they named her after a similar sounding village in Idaho (she's from Idaho).

Funniest one I've heard of was a childhood acquaintance of a friend named "sh*thead," pronounced as "SHI-thed." IIRC, this was in east Texas, so if you're around there, look for him.

Anyone remember the SNL skit with Nicholas Cage as Mr. A$$wipe (pronounced "AZ-wee-pay")?

 

I've never had kids but I always thought that if I had a boy I would name him Tad, middle name Pole. If a daughter, Polly middle name Wog

 

My daughter was in Nordstrom near the perfumes and she heard....


"That's my name, that's my name, that's my name, that's my name" over and over by a little black girl with a southern drawl. Just then she saw her mother yell out "Clinique! get your ass over here right now!" When ever my daughter tell the story with southern accent and all I can't help laugh over and over.

Phil

 

they were discussing this on the radio this morning because a caller said her husband wanted to name their soon to be born son Shaquile ===== Shaquile Fitzberg