Public Advisory: New Parents, be Careful Naming Your Baby.

LOL I heard of 1 called LaTrina

 

I knew of someone named Tom Ficken. All those who know german will understand this. Imagine introducing him to your parents.

 

That wasn't the famous Pulina Wanker was it?

 

Sure, names in the last few years have that what were they thinking "quality," but crappy names have always been around -

F'r instance, I knew a dirt farming old-timer...

Maybe, way back when. some parts of his namesake were considered a delicacy, but to name your kid...

Offal

?

 

I work with a guy named Forrest and yes we tell him, "Run Forrest Run!!"

 

I read this one on another board:

A chick named ...... Mai Ho

 

I have personally known a few with that name! All the rest were named Yo Ho.

 

Anybody here recently name their kid Katrina, and now regret it?

 

the morning 'shock jocks' around here (metro D.C.) tracked down a Dr. "Harrison Beaver" - he retired awhile back and, yes, was an OB/GYN. He took the whole interview pretty well (I think he was in his mid-60s), including all the stupid double entendres accompanied by way too much laughing .. .

 

I think I remember this being from SNL WAYYYY back, there was a character, or maybe this was in the news, but Nancy Ceancy, middle name: Ann.

My uncle is a pilot, and his name is Miles Long.

I'm surprised that there haven't been any Hocks, or Hawks mentioned (at least, I didn't notice them). I went to middle school with Michael Hock.

 

I used to know a guy named Richard Hole. You do the math.

RMX

 

I went to school with Adam Dick, although he was a nice enough guy...

 

At work last year we found out that a worker who goes by the name RIchard, or Rich. His real name is Dick Weed.

For the love of God, what where the parents thinking in the 50s.

Yes we called him Rich Weed....he is actually a very nice man, very low key, and soft spoken....now we know why.

 

Years ago, at my previous job, my co-worker hung up the phone with a Mrs. Hunt... She was going on and on about how this woman was being a pest... My boss was sitting in his office, door wide open, when i turned to my co-worker and said, "Have you ever spoken to her brother Mike...?"

My boss immediately looked up from what he was doing but didn't say a word... My confused co-worker just kept asking me over and over, "Mike Hunt...? Mike Hunt...?"

My boss kept the laughter silent, but i'd never seen his face so red the entire time i knew him... You have to understand, this woman was in her fifties and was very proper... She never used bad language... It was more than hilarious when i got her to sit there and absent mindedly refer to the most intimate part of her body like a parrot... "Mike Hunt...? Mike Hunt...? Mike Hunt...?"

 

I had a exchange student friend in middle school named Peter Wang, I always had a good laugh until he learned what it ment.

I also knew a Walter Melon in High School, that guy was a real doofus.

 

There's a great story behind that name...

 

I still think Goggles Pizano is better.

 

i think i'm in agreement with you... Goggles Pizano is an awesome name... That and Ric Rainbolt...

 

How eloquent you are. Truly a cunning linguist.

Sooooo, when do the dead monkeys come into play????

 

You forgot the dead priests!

 

Good morning, gentleman...

 

I knew a guy in high school named Harry Groth III.

 

My brother had a friend back in high school named Mike Scay. That last name is going hurt anything you put in front of it. LOL!