Public Advisory: New Parents, be Careful Naming Your Baby.

Maybe:

A. His name was actually Baker.

B. It was both a true statement a valid explanation as to why he always volunteered to pass out the shower towels.

 

A co-worker and I years ago took all of the odd names we had come across in business and made up a lawfirm: Glasscock, Pfuhl, Putz, and Schmuck.

 

My mother swears on a stack of bibles that there was a law firm in LA back in the 40's by the name of Butz, Cox and Peters.

Erich

 

There is a lawyer named Bill Ziprick!

 

The Classic Middle Name

Thank God there's nobody with Wayne for a middle name around here.

 

What's worse is if there was, he couldn't respond until he gets home from work today!

 

I used to work with a Brandy Collins. Great name for a stripper, terrible name for a lawyer.

I hadn't the heart to ask whether she had siblings named "Vodka" and "Tom."

 

Dude my religion teacher last year (senior year of high school) obviously thought we were retarded... she told us that she actually had a student named Fe-mal-eh and used that story to make a point about something else, I forget what. It's a private school too! I understand if public school kids would fall for something like that; I don't know what she was thinking.

 

I wanted to name my son Montgomery so we could call him "Monty" and my last name is Kristo. Wife said no.
Knew a kid growing up named Tim Burr.
Worked at hotel and checked a guy in named Seymour Butts (said so on his cc).
Last, my neighbor who is such a racing nut he named his kid so his initials would be RPM. (Ryan Phillip Myers)

 

I also went to school with a Michael Hunt.

 

Went to see a friend graduate from St Johns U. One of the grads was "Winnie B. Woo". Sounds alot like Winnie the pooh.

 

LOL, kid on my soccer team was born in 1990 and his name is Forrest. Poeple on the side lines always cheer him on yelling, "Run Forrest, Run.!!"

 

That list is scary....

Of the states with 3 serial killers or more, we get the following rankings:

(Texas) 34
(Virginia) 11
(Kentucky) 7
(North Carolina) 6
(Maryland) 5
(Oklahoma) 5
(Arizona) 4
(California) 4
(Oregon) 4
(South Carolina) 4
(Tennessee) 4
(Florida) 3
(Illinois) 3
(Missouri) 3


Texas - WTF?

Of that list, there are 77 serial killers from southern states, and 20 from all other states (west, north, midwest) combined.

Anyone have any ideas whats up with that?

 

Simple, everything's bigger and better in Texas. We don't do anything half assed, including our psychopaths.

 

Phew, only 2 from Colorado.

 

Texas with 34 DAMN, they loco there...

 

In the corporate directory where I work one can find a person named Hitler, a few Smallwood and a bunch of Littlewood. Among the Littlewoods there is a Richard.

 

went to school with a girl named brandy holder! hahah rather amusing..
there was also a kid called zachary buggy - but even teh teachers called him zachary buggery..

why parents think up mean names i have no idea - some of them can be so harsh and never give any thought to the poor child. A good mate of mine is called peter picken, that alone is abit of a mouth full