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Pyscho B*tch

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  1. BigAl

    BigAl F1 Veteran

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  2. rush109

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    yup shes a LOCO lady....lol
     
  3. jimwalking

    jimwalking Formula Junior

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    Aren't you allowed to shoot trespassers in Texas?
     
  4. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    What the hell was she thinking? You just don't stab a (Tejano's) dog and expect to get away with it!
     
  5. F328 BobD

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    Better the dog than the husband or some other guy... like the young lady (loosely stated) in the link below. Scan down to see the details of the crime and pics. She did not stab a dog.

    http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/holbergbrittany.htm
     
  6. boffin218

    boffin218 Formula Junior

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    A horrible, horrible act.

    It kind of reminds me of a date (I was set up by a friend's wife - big mistake) who stabbed a fork into the back of my hand because I was about to take a dumpling she wanted.
     
  7. 285ferrari

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    After she serves her time. maybe I can clean her up and put her on the street!!
     
  8. ferrari_kid

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    What's up with that chick? Do you think she used enough knives? What exactly is going through your head when you decide to change knives in the middle of a stabbing? "Oh hang on second, this one isn't long enough..."
     
  9. Dr Tommy Cosgrove

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    He must have really upset her
     
  10. zebra308

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    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!!
     
  11. jimwalking

    jimwalking Formula Junior

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    Probably dulled them out hitting bone. Had the victim had a set of the Ginsu 2000 she could have hacked him up, cut a tin can in halve and then sliced a tomato!
     
  12. branko

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    It must have been her time of the month.
     
  13. rush109

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    ....really...........damn they **** ya up in Texas............
     
  14. Dan Ciezniewzky

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    WTF!!!!
    hope you didnt pay the entire bill!
     
  15. boffin218

    boffin218 Formula Junior

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    The bill wasn't a problem. Holding back from clocking her was far more difficult.

    As my friend tells the story (we were at dinner with he and his wife) it was pretty funny. We're passing the plates around when all the sudden he hears me say "Ow! What the???" and the restaurant suddenly becomes very quiet, like one of those old EF Hutton commercials. He turns to me to see her holding her fork like a dagger and my hand with two little rivulets of blood welling up. About this time I'm looking at my hand as if I've never seen it before and manage only to utter a rather weak "you just stabbed me with a fork" (Not my best material). Neighboring tables are beginning to point and stare.

    Anyway, about this time my brain kicks back into gear. I take one disgusted look at this girl, wipe off my hand with a napkin, get up, and leave the restaurant (forgetting my jacket in the process).

    I'm told the rest of dinner was _very_ quiet, with the silence occasionally broken by my "date" complaining about how rude it was of me to run out.

    As for the bill, I offered to pay my friend for my share and he refused my money. His wife still feels guilty.

    That was my first, and last, blind date.
     
  16. Turb0flat4

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    I would've clocked the ***** one. Weaker sex my ass.
     
  17. HUTCH91TR

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    Crazy psycho b!tch!!!!!! WTF is wrong with her????


    Perhaps this guy will get a REAL dog now!!! Let's see that b!tch try to stab a pit bull, rotty, doberman, german shepherd, etc...
     
  18. Perfusion

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    *SERIUOSLY*...it's times like that when I actually weigh the pros and cons of prison time.
     

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