Question for the married guys.

Okay... I wasn't going to say anything, but I might as well... I was recently engaged in a book I was trying to write. Things got a bit deep, so I stopped and decided to start on another idea. The rough draft for this other book is just about done. It's a book about understanding women and, Arlie, it's perfect for guys like you. It explains to you how to be that "lottery winner"... Also, I try to make it perfectly clear that you should stay away from women with "problems" - and I also point out that if you have problems, you should forget dating until you've received the proper care... Arlie, I think you should seriously consider talking to a professional...

 

Women are like hurricanes... When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and your car and......

 

You and I have been hanging out in completely different bars in DXB then... Next time...

--Dan

 

Keep thinking naively, and you will be talking to a professional,....a professional LAWYER representing the girl that's taking you to the cleaners! Or if she can't afford a lawyer, she'll take things into her own hands. I know one guy who came home from work to find his car gone and everything of value cleaned out of his house. He's probably lucky that's all she got.

 

LOL, Arlie, you're so bitter and I honestly don't mean to laugh, but you're a nice enough guy where you could be, like, a character on some sitcom on night time television... You're really jaded and I sincerely think you'd benefit greatly from talking to a professional...

As for me, right now, I have no material/monetary things for a woman to take - unless she's obsessed with Hot Wheels...! I once pulled a woman out of a relationship with a rather wealthy guy and she and I dated for two years - and I had less then than I do now...! Not all women are how you think they are, Arlie...

 

What is funny about you both is that you sound like a married couple and don't even know it...LOL !!

 

Ahh, fork it! I need a beer.

but before I go, some guy wants to tell you something...
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Dr. Phil would definitely hyphenate "woman-hating"...

 

Move over Tony Robbins!
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LOL! Unfortunately, you'll use the Ferrari to pick up chicks. And eventually one of them will drive off with it.

 

The best thing to a happy married life - wait till you are 40 before getting married.

I have changed so much as I grew older. Life is cool now, I have a great wife, I know what works for me, and what doesn't..... and I've chased so much tail in the last 25 years that I've got it out of my system

 

You ran out of man juice??
ROFLMAO. Couldn't resist the shot. Sorry.

 

scuse me I'm a doctor!

 

Nope, but very funny. Sometimes I wished I would...that stuff gets you into all kinds of trouble.

But after 25 years you get a pretty good sample...
from Playboy playmate -to- fat girl next door (fat girl was good!)
from Church girl virgin -to- stripper
from Ph.D -to- high school girl with a "D" average and a nice rack
from two girls at once -to- no girl for a while
from girly-girl tall model -to- tom-boy girl who grew up with 6 brothers
from kinky girl into BDSM -to- horny single mom
from Cheerleader -to- shy girl
from Home Coming Queen -to- swim team
from Lesbian couple -to- more strippers
from German to Russian to Black to South American to Asian to Italian and at least one red-head

before you get married try them all (and take photos, I did)... and then try them again, and if your in no hurry try it all over again.... but at some point, you realize there is more to life then bedding girls. Its time to get married or to turn gay... because you've seen it all, done it all, and its time for something new.

 

Me too! Married in 1982, 7.5 of the happiest years of my life!