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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by cubbyman60, Nov 6, 2004.

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  1. cubbyman60

    cubbyman60 Formula Junior

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    #1 cubbyman60, Nov 6, 2004
    So, I was having a nice drive with my dad in the Ferrari when a jagbag decided to attempt to ruin it. I was stopped at a light when an attempted ricer pulled up aside and was clearly checking out the car. Nothing happened, the light turned green, and my dad pulled away. As we got into the left turn lane, the guy, in his honda, drove by and yelled something about a small dick. I told my dad what he said. My dad didn't react much to it. However, I was furious.
    It was the first time anyone had said something negative about our car and it was disapointing. Driving a F-car for us has nothing to do with status or small penises, it's the love of the car. It's the sound of the tubi. Had I been with some friends, I would definately followed the guy and made sure he understood that he was the jagbag.
     
  2. rico

    rico Formula Junior

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    #2 rico, Nov 6, 2004
    One word - jealousy

    You'll ALWAYS get idiots who are jealous of success and decide to insult on that reason alone.

    Anyway, you probably mis-heard them shouting "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS" but you only heard "SMALL PENIS" hehe!
     
  3. Tobias

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    #3 Tobias, Nov 6, 2004
    What the hell is a "jagbag" ?
     
  4. GDautosport

    GDautosport Formula Junior

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    #4 GDautosport, Nov 6, 2004
    i dont get the whole "small penis" thing anyway. That whole sh*t about how its to compensate for something small. Maybe it stands to represent for something big, and not compensate.
     
  5. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

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    #5 F40, Nov 6, 2004
    Wow... You're so tough! You're my hero!
     
  6. 134282

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    #6 134282, Nov 6, 2004
    i don't know about you guys, but the only reason i want a Ferrari is because i DO have a small penis... :)

    Seriously, Cubby, there will always be schmucks out there who are jealous of what you have and they'll try to put you down to make themselves feel better... Don't let them ruin it for you...
     
  7. Z0RR0

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    #7 Z0RR0, Nov 6, 2004
    Why in the world does his opinion matter to you?
     
  8. spike308

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    #8 spike308, Nov 6, 2004
    Cubbyman -
    your dad is a great guy... I understand your anger, but learn from your dad.
    Not worth getting upset about it. People say the same thing when they drive by your house, see the clothes you wear, etc. Just smile and nod, and enjoy the drive.
     
  9. Glassman

    Glassman F1 World Champ
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    #9 Glassman, Nov 6, 2004
    I have a medium size penis and I still enjoy driving my Ferrari.
     
  10. Bryanp

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    #10 Bryanp, Nov 6, 2004
    so, if I understand correctly the relationship between owning a Ferrari and the size of the owner's penis . . . and I own the longest Ferrari ever made (365GT2+2) . . . OH MY GOD!

    boy is my wife gonna be disappointed when i tell her . . .
     
  11. Steve Magnusson

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    #11 Steve Magnusson, Nov 6, 2004
    I wouldn't mind the ribbing over the Ferrari if when I was driving my '89 Civic they'd shout that I must be a porn star ;)
     
  12. Ken

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    #12 Ken, Nov 6, 2004
    (I know people own these cars, so don't take this personally PLEASE!!)


    Penis size vs. car you drive:

    Corvette: Lots of girth, but handles pretty well for it's size and weight.

    Lamborghini: Very large but only useful for straight line thrusting.

    Lotus: Smaller size but above average in all manner of techniques, especially when applied to curves.

    Ferrari: Slightly larger than Lotus but generally gets more use. May have Connely foreskin.

    Mustang: Big as a Corvette's but not used nearly as well.

    Porsche: Adequate size but lacking in imagination with use. Women say fine, but how about some passion?

    Viper: Somewhere between a Corvette and a Lamborghini.

    Ken
     
  13. Glassman

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    #13 Glassman, Nov 6, 2004
    Hold it Hold it Hold it,
    I just drove my Ferrari, and I believe that my penis is now larger. It just feels bigger, I don't know what the hell is going on here. I wish I had a Corvette to drive next.
    I may have to go get a second opinion about size though.
     
  14. robertgarven

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    #14 robertgarven, Nov 6, 2004
    I HAD A REACTION TO MY FERRARI ONCE BUT AFTER APLLYING A LIBERAL AMOUNT OF LEATHERIQUE IT WENT AWAY! :=)
     
  15. bernardo66

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    #15 bernardo66, Nov 6, 2004
    It's not how big your pencil is, it's how you write your name that counts!
     
  16. atheyg

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    #16 atheyg, Nov 6, 2004
    You'll run into those types.

    Typically it calls for a a quick verbal lashing such as:

    I am rubber your glue bounces off me sticks to you!

    Takes one to know one!


    Seriously though if I get someone making a moronic remark like that I'll look them squarely in the eye with my I feel sorry for you look and just laugh in their face, makes em feel even better about themselves.
     
  17. docdavid

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    #17 docdavid, Nov 6, 2004
    What makes no sense to me is that this drive by penis, wasnt driving say a volvo station wagon, he was in a riced out car. Now if there were a correlation between dick size and cars, would it not apply to him, he has a small penis, just not as much money?
     
  18. Admiral Thrawn

    Admiral Thrawn F1 Rookie

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    #18 Admiral Thrawn, Nov 6, 2004
    Just another jealous loser. Plenty more where they came from!
     
  19. 134282

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    #19 134282, Nov 6, 2004
    My favorite pen just recently ran out of ink...? What does that mean...?


    Connely foreskin is the funniest thing i've heard in a while... Thanks, Ken; that was funny... :)
     
  20. cubbyman60

    cubbyman60 Formula Junior

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    #20 cubbyman60, Nov 6, 2004
    yea, i wasnt like distraught over it i was just pissed. The guy was a jerk. Like I said,, I would have loved to have my time with him. F40, I hope your not being sarcastic.
     
  21. Kevallino

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    #21 Kevallino, Nov 7, 2004
    Downside is that if it is Ferrari Connoly it gets worn and wrinkled pretty quickly....

    Cheers
    Kevin
     
  22. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #22 134282, Nov 7, 2004
    Does it, uh, come with piping...? Ok, ok, nevermind, forget i asked... :)
     
  23. LopeAlong

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    #23 LopeAlong, Nov 7, 2004
    Actually, I have a fairly large penis. Now, does that mean when I sell my 308 and go to a 355 or "gasp!" a 575!!!!!!, I will increase in size proportionaly!!!! My wife will not let me near her!!!! OH NO, will I (she) be "stuck" with my 308 forever?!?!?! Oh woe is me!
    Jim
     
  24. doug328

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    #24 doug328, Nov 7, 2004
    How big is your "Ferrari"?? Remember size does matter.
     
  25. damcgee

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    #25 damcgee, Nov 7, 2004
    THis was laugh out loud funny, I had to tell my wife this
     
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