Haha! So many of those are based on celebrities with those first names... For example, look at "Monica." Sound familiar?
geez, i haven't had to open a werd doc in ages. sent my firewall frickin bonkers. "ashley: a wanker who is losing his hair" hmmm, i just got a #2 yesterday coz i can't stand how much hair i have, 3 weeks from now i'll have to use wax to keep it under control. 2 minutes ago...