I hate to say it but white people are dorks. If they try to be cool, that is.. Sorry. There are just some things they SHOULD NOT DO. Fer instance.... Big, no I mean *BIG* loopy ear rings look great on black women, especially if they have short hair and are fit, but crap on any white woman. Shaved head + black guy = coooool. Shaved head + white guy = dork city. White guys: even if you are billionaire Mark Cuban, you still look dorky in a professional sports jersey, unless it's really YOUR professional sports jersey. Conversely, black guys....well...actually.....they look pretty stupid in those jerseys too.