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  1. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    Noticing that there seems to be little new thought in Hallywood these days and the studio's are willing to re release almost anything all tarted up as a new thing. What would you think would be a really bad Remake/Star.

    Now a good example of this being done well is Starsky and Hutch
    another (yet to be determined) is Walking Tall staring THE ROCK in the title roll of Sherrif Pusser

    How bout some bad humorous re stories like

    Casablanca Staring Jim Carry and Jessica Simpson

    Or To kill a mockingbird staring Bruce Willis and Michael Clark Duncan as Boo Radley

    Come on I know you can have fun with this
     
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  3. normhuff

    normhuff Formula Junior

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    I'd like to see Britney Spears playing the young possessed girl in a remake of The Exorcist. Seeing her puke pea green soup would mirror the same reaction I have whenever I hear any of her songs on the radio...
     
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    LMAO...!!!

    i'd like to see Courtney Love do a modern, urban remake of Mary Poppins...

    i love Joe Pesci for the absolute filth that comes out of his mouth; i'd love to see him do a whole television season of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood (of course, that would have to be on HBO:D)...

    Maybe Dennis Leary as Robin Hood... That could prove to be funny...

    Lastly, i think March of The Wooden Soldiers should be remade with Jack Black & Ben Stiller playing Laurel & Hardy... That would be hilarious... :)
     
  5. DropGems

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    The Sting - Starring David Hasselhoff and Corey Feldman
     
  6. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    Actually, I'd really like to see that!


    We could do:

    Hillary Duff (and Billy Bob Thorton) as Lolita.

    OJ in a Murder at 1600 remake. It's special effects... or IS it?!

    Gentlemen Perfer Blondes with Anna Nichole (ok, that's wrong, I know.)

    The Passion of the Christ with Chris Rock (would actually be pretty good.)
     
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