The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife who was dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So.... I tied her up and went fishing.
Reminds me of the guy in a bar who was approached by a very sexy young thing who sidled up to him, and whispered in his ear "For $200 I'll do anything you want!" He said, "Really? Anything I want?" She cooed "That's right baby, ANYTHING!" He got really excited and said "Awesome! Paint my house!" John