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Really Good Day

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by UroTrash, May 18, 2005.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    The other day I came home and was

    greeted by my wife who was dressed

    only in very sexy underwear and

    holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

    "Tie me up," she purred, "And you

    can do anything you want."

    So.... I tied her up and went fishing.
     
  2. T.O. Dino

    T.O. Dino Formula Junior

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    ah....the perfect husband
     
  3. Ashman

    Ashman Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Reminds me of the guy in a bar who was approached by a very sexy young thing who sidled up to him, and whispered in his ear "For $200 I'll do anything you want!"

    He said, "Really? Anything I want?"

    She cooed "That's right baby, ANYTHING!"

    He got really excited and said "Awesome! Paint my house!"

    John
     
  4. Dane

    Dane Formula 3 Owner

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    Catch anything?
     
  5. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I want pics of the Wife ;)
     

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