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Redneck dyno

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by maranelloman, Jul 24, 2004.

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  1. b-mak

    b-mak F1 Veteran

    Yee haaaaa!
     
  2. Ksullender

    Ksullender Formula Junior

    Sep 3, 2003
    887
    USA
    Where are the dyno electronics hooked up at? You know you're a redneck when you call your mouse a 'critter'...
     
  3. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #4 maranelloman, Jul 24, 2004
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  4. 4i2fly

    4i2fly Formula 3

    Apr 16, 2004
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    I am surprised they didn't rig it with few horses to measure the output and hence get away from using the electronics...

    The difference between a Cowboy and a Redneck... they both raise cattle but the Redneck gets emotionally involved! HeeeeHaaaaa!

    Edit: Great post by the way.
     
  5. GTO84

    GTO84 Formula Junior

    Dec 13, 2003
    566
    That looks pretty safe!
     
  6. thecarreaper

    thecarreaper F1 World Champ
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    Sep 30, 2003
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    WTF? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT!?
     
  7. KNanthrup

    KNanthrup Karting

    Jan 14, 2004
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    Kevin
    cant imagine it would be very accurate...
     
  8. mk e

    mk e F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
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    IT looks like they've got a strain gauge on the block the chains connect to. That gives them the force the car is pulling with. Then they use the brakes on the truck axle to apply the load. I guess what they do is manually record the rpm and the load that went with it, Measure the radius of the wheel, then torque= force X radius and hp= torque x rpm/5252, it should work. what concerns me the most is the very high probablility of the car taking a 10 foot drop because they didn't bother to build a platform of any kind, very stupid.
     
  9. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

    Dec 8, 2003
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  10. F328 BobD

    F328 BobD Formula 3

    Mar 17, 2001
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    Real estate broker by day, dyno meister on the weekends?
     
  11. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 20, 2003
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    Secret shame.
     
  12. Bryan

    Bryan Formula 3

    The license plate is Utah...do they have rednecks in Utah!! Inquiring minds want to know.
     
  13. ArtS

    ArtS F1 World Champ
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    Nov 11, 2003
    13,860
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    This is truly inspiring! I wonder if the guy is planning on building any other test equipment. I'm envisioning a wind tunnel.

    Art S.
     
  14. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #15 maranelloman, Jul 24, 2004
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    He will get to the wind tunnel after meeting up with his computer date:
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  15. markcF355

    markcF355 F1 Rookie

    Jun 6, 2004
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    What’s he gunna use to make the wind? Beans?
     
  16. Roryferrari

    Roryferrari Formula Junior

    Apr 28, 2004
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    Dave Bell
    Lets try it in reverse next
     
  17. GTO84

    GTO84 Formula Junior

    Dec 13, 2003
    566
    You make me laugh so hard! Do you really think someone who builds something like this can do even simple math? "Dude my 'maro has 540 horsepower according to my dyno and runs 9s in the quarter mile!" THIS GUY HAS TO HAVE A MULLET! ROFLMAO
     
  18. Bandit

    Bandit Formula Junior

    Dec 21, 2003
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    Maranelloman,

    Where did you see this at? I posted the link on another forum I frequent, and someone there wants to know where it originally came from.
     
  19. Bimmerista

    Bimmerista Formula 3

    Feb 7, 2004
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    Hahahahahaha!!! Thats awesome!!! You gotta give props where its earned, that is creative.
     
  20. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    Saw it on a BMW forum I frequent.
     
  21. Bandit

    Bandit Formula Junior

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  22. zan

    zan Formula Junior

    Nov 15, 2002
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    Mark M
    Here is his dyno graph from that website:
    torque curve could be flatter :)
     
  23. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Now, THAT is some funny Shiite!
     
  24. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
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    All laughing aside ... and that is hard to do, it has some sort of possibility of working, but from what I have read on the site link only a slim possibility ;)

    What concerns me the most is I feel this guys application to join the Darwin Awards club is in the mail and being processed ;) ... this is one bloody dangerous thing he is playing with.

    The idea of having somebody else at the back controlling the truck axle brakes is definitely bonus points for the Darwin Award ... take somebody out with you :D

    Fascinating ... I'll stick to my seat of the pants dyno ;)

    Pete
     

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