Rednecks...some of these hit a little close to home....

Subject: Rednecks

A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust
for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not admitted.

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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems
they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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In Mississippi , reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.

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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year
for a million years.

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Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it
took out the whole trailer park.

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The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.

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And my very favorite.........An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup
truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver said, "'Bout what?"