RESPONSE TO THE OPEN LETTER TO FERRARI-JUST IN

Dear Gary,

Pleasea forgivea me for latea reply to youa lettera to da Team. My newa housa is longa way, I havea no internetta herea, and I justa learna english!

Please respecta the namea Dino, my besta son, pleasea.

I knowa you no likea da newa modella causea it looks likea Japonese makea cars.

In reality, we makea da cars likea spaghetti-softa and with lotsa da redda saucea. That’sa why so many area redda!

So, pleasea no relationa to da Japonese cars or I havea Tony makea U adeal you no resista. And stoppa makea commenta to da worda "slanted".

No usea da worda Porsche for nothin. Forget about it!

We make da cars speciale and you'lla lovea em.

And onea more thinga, don'ta say the newa car looka awful!

Trusta me when I saya that you'lla lovea the newa cars.

From now on senda youa lettersa to mea only, Enzo, at [email protected]

Makea me lovea youa nowa, eh?

ENZO

 

That's all I have.

It all came from a can of Chef Boyarde ravioli!