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  1. Mario Gonzalez

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    #1 Mario Gonzalez, Sep 27, 2005
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  2. neilmac

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    There's a watch in that picture???????
     
  3. thecarreaper

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  4. Mario Gonzalez

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  5. robert_c

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    Thats my watch, I love it.

    I love it better fist deep in whipped cream.
     
  6. darth550

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    She is going to need a table shower after all that whipped cream dries! :D
     
  7. robert_c

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    #7 robert_c, Sep 27, 2005
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  8. CornellCars

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    Wish I had a Rolex :(
     
  9. ^@#&

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    hey jason, isn't that your girlfriend in the picture above?? :D......................man im gonna get beating for this
     
  10. darth550

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    EWWW. His girlfriend has really veiny hands!
     
  11. ^@#&

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    i hope he takes it as well as you do. or im gonna have to start running
     
  12. Mario Gonzalez

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    wow, it cums in stainless too?
     
  13. CornellCars

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    Noah, if you can make that true, I'll BUY you that rolex! ;)
     
  14. dmeyer

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    awww man, was that really necessary??
     
  15. Mario Gonzalez

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    what? didn't you know Rolex makes them in stainless.
     
  16. Dcup

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    wow , that chick is sweeeeeet !!!! this is what i would do to her----
    1. i would lick that whipped cream off of her c----
    2. stick my d--- in all of her ho--es
    3. then stick my c--- between her t---
    4. then i would f--- the s--- out of her
    5. then top it all off with a big load all over her ----.
    then i would send that cheap piece of casio crap watch to mario as keep sake.
     
  17. Mario Gonzalez

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    wait a minute, Casio makes a fine time piece.
     
  18. b-mak

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    Is it Thursday yet?
     
  19. MS250

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    It looks like a timex to me !!
     
  20. scott61

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    This thread reminds me of this old Rolex joke.

    Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."

    Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.

    He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
     
  21. CMY

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    #21 CMY, Sep 28, 2005
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    Hahaha..... NOT!
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  22. ^@#&

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    so you want me to bang your girlfriend???
     
  23. jimpo1

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    Am I the only one that didn't notice the Rolex? That picture was taken at the Willy T! One of my favorite floating bars.
     
  24. Mario Gonzalez

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    finally, someone hits it. Willy T it is.
     
  25. CornellCars

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    Now you're pushin' it!
     

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