Ronspeak

Hmm, funny yes, but I didn't get too many sentences translated. Here is what worked for me:

The engine blew up.

Driver error.

The car is slow.

Montoya is an idiot.

 

Try "Montoya is an idiot" and then "Kimi is an idiot". Clearly they thought about this phrase being entered.

 

copyright Pete Fenelon from another forum:

"The great "advantage" of Tilkedromes is if your car works well on one of them it works well on all of them. They also eliminate the tedious element of variability and unpredictable results from the f1 product, enabling key players to maximise their win situations and ensuring that the "right" teams are at the front; they promote maximum brand cohesion and ensure better televisual quality control, enabling fully synergised strategies to target key demographic markets in the developing world with an integrated merchandizing concept. And of course the uniform short lap distances means that races maximise your car's viewer/sponsor exposure matrix potential vis-a-vis the ongoing broadcast scenario. They also enable face-to-face quality interaction between key team personnel and financial partners in state-of-the-art hospitality facilities, promoting cross-functional budgetary acquisition situations. Finally, of course, there are plenty of branding/naming opportunities enabling every third-world dictator's pet oil company to have a chicane named after it. Win-win scenario!"


;-)

Paul M